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Man, that is in-tents.
Is this showing off a cutsie onesie or a hint of what we should buy for the baby shower?
Yes.
Or we're getting a new Messiah for Christmas.Congrats, Adam! Now you tangible proof that your wife had sex with someone!
Honeymoon baby. For the brief 30 seconds that we were apart, I'm sure a kindly Croatian snuck in there!Congrats, Adam! Now you tangible proof that your wife had sex with someone!
Snails mating is usually not something people talk about while eating. Have you ever seen it live? It's fairly disgusting*.
--Patrick
*I mean, I don't mind discussing it, but it turns other people slightly green.
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I know. It's interrupting my steady stream of boobs.
GasBandit
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I did some research, and it turns out you're right. There is something called "pornography" that I had never heard of, but--I kid you not--it sounds kind of awesome.
GasBandit
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The fact that there are other available sources is beside the point. What we like is having our boobies curated and hand delivered in a convenient and familiar way.
I mean, if your favorite local supermarket stops carrying your favorite breakfast cereal or whatever, it's still a hassle even if you can technically drive an extra 20 minutes and get it at the store on the other side of town.
But it's ok now, the slugs are dwindling and the boobs are returning.
Dave
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Well that analogy is pretty dumb. You are at your computer. You don't have to drive 20 minutes to get to another site.
Unless you're on AOL.
GasBandit
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It's a haaaaaassleeeeeee. I should have emphasized "curated" more.
Lemme try a different analogy - it's like when your favorite radio station flips format. Yes there are other radio stations, maybe even radio stations of the same format, but it's not what you like and what you're used to! And BOY OH BOY DO YOU WRITE E-MAILS AND MAKE PHONE CALLS
I feel like this one is personal.
GasBandit
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Oh, by the way Gas - the local radio station group for my little city was bought out last week.
An AM talk station, two FM stations (one country, one "classic rock"), were purchased by a Christian broadcasting company.
We already have at least two Christian stations in the market (WAY-FM and another with Catholic leanings).
An AM talk station, two FM stations (one country, one "classic rock"), were purchased by a Christian broadcasting company.
We already have at least two Christian stations in the market (WAY-FM and another with Catholic leanings).
On friday someone dented my car in a mall parking lot didn't leave a note.
Today I went to an autobody shop to get a quote about and they told me it would cost $1000 probably. A former firefighting crew boss just happened to be walking by and told me I should just get a plunger. I followed his advice and the car's good as new.
Today I went to an autobody shop to get a quote about and they told me it would cost $1000 probably. A former firefighting crew boss just happened to be walking by and told me I should just get a plunger. I followed his advice and the car's good as new.
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