The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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GasBandit
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Well obviously the implication is for a weasel sized kitchen or restaurant
Delicious death and suffering?
More for me!
I said it sounds Southern because it sounds like a hick.Boston sounds Southern?
Aren't we all Southerners to HCGLNS? (And Neil Young.)Boston sounds Southern?
Oh man keep on rocking in the free world has been running non stop during your election cycle.
I'm eating chips and salsa.
And I can remember a time when that was a luxury of exotic foods that my parents might reward me with once or twice a year.
To my husbands eternal shame, I like well done steak. I get freaked out by uncooked food or the thought of raw meat. Rare burgers freak me out.
GasBandit
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Well, you are supposed to always completely scorch anything with ground round in it, but steak is different.
Make sure to get your cuts thin, then. That way you don't need to burn the outside in order to cook the inside.
--Patrick
So, I was gonna write this out as a shakespeare scene, with a lazy attempt at iambic pentameter, but I just can't be bothered.
At a meeting at work this morning the supervisor started off by asking the people who parked in a prohibited area to go move their cars. After a dozen people left to do so, he lectured the rest of us about not parking there.
I just incredulously asked him "Why are you telling us?"
At a meeting at work this morning the supervisor started off by asking the people who parked in a prohibited area to go move their cars. After a dozen people left to do so, he lectured the rest of us about not parking there.
I just incredulously asked him "Why are you telling us?"
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I have this irrational fear of being severed by high pressure water jets, and now there's this popular water jet channel on youtube. Terrifying.
GasBandit
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Well, as long as YOUR jets don't have garnet sand mixed in with them, you'll probably be ok.
My father worked for the Texas Railroad Commission. He was at a site to monitor a wellhead test. The company put something like 10,000psi of water on the wellhead, and it failed. It sent a part of the wellhead at my dad. It struck him, followed by a stream the equivalent of 1,000 fire hoses. The cap hit him in the leg, flipping him a couple of times, and the water pushed him at least 80 feet down a gravel road. Shockingly he survived. The cap gave him the nastiest bruise you ever saw, his leg was black near the knee, then purple, blue, red, yellow gradients from the ankle to his crotch. He was scarred pretty badly. The worst injury was his wrist was shattered. There was not much the doctors could do for his wrist. He only has about a 40% range of motion in that wrist. He had to learn to wipe... with is other hand.
I hope that alleviates your fear.
Conversation between me and my daughter:
Daughter: "Why are there so many ads about babies on the radio right now?"
Me: "Well, a lot of babies tend to be born around this time of the year."
D: "Why?"
M: "Well, because Valentine's Day was 9 months ago."
D: "Oooooooh. Interesting. But that's kind of gross."
Daughter: "Why are there so many ads about babies on the radio right now?"
Me: "Well, a lot of babies tend to be born around this time of the year."
D: "Why?"
M: "Well, because Valentine's Day was 9 months ago."
D: "Oooooooh. Interesting. But that's kind of gross."
Don't tell @Squidleybits where babies come from! She's trying to become a Pokemon master!
Squirtle!