The Undisputed Unified Wrestling Thread

Nice work. Not meant as a pun or anything. That was really excellent. I don't know why they don't televize stuff like this on their actual shows.
 
I don't care for wrestling, but I like certain people's voices, even if they're talking wrestling (so I'll put them on as background noise during my work hours).

Maybe the following is interesting to some of you?

 

Zappit

Staff member
Dudley Boys are legit done, according to Cageside Seats. The deal they were working on never worked out, so they're parting ways with WWE. Class acts, too. They basically gave up one last final feel good moment to put over The Club.

Whether they go off somewhere else, or if they really are retiring from the ring is still unclear.
 
He says being a wrestler and football player caused it.

Well, I'll say being a 450 pound man probably didn't help.

It sucks balls, Vader rules. I hope he can live out the rest of his days well.
 
We got surprised and didn't have to watch two guys who can run a long match drag ass for 30 minutes. I'll take it over Wrestlemania XX any day.
 
I thought they couldnt outdo Takeover Brooklyn's match, and again, NXT proves me wrong.

NXT takeovers only serve to make us feel disappointed that we wasted the time watching the main roster PPV thatbtollowed.
 

Zappit

Staff member
Hunter should really get control of the main roster. He's been the one in charge of NXT, and the difference is huge. Heck, one of the lead NXT writers moved up to Smackdown around the time of the split. Guess which show has much better storylines?
 
So, now that the new day have erased Demolition from the record books, how long until Vince takes the straps off them?
 
Dude, why the fuck did it take you nearly 20 years to decide to get into shape for your job?
Because the bulk is helpful in preventing injuries? Half the reason Mick Foley was bulky was to keep from breaking his god damn bones all the time (and the other half is because the food kept him away from drugs). Really, the bulky frames were standard until the 80's for this very reason (and because Steroids weren't readily available until then).

But I'm guessing that he's at the age where his heart is starting to give out so he might be taking better care of himself.
 
Because the bulk is helpful in preventing injuries? Half the reason Mick Foley was bulky was to keep from breaking his god damn bones all the time (and the other half is because the food kept him away from drugs). Really, the bulky frames were standard until the 80's for this very reason (and because Steroids weren't readily available until then).

But I'm guessing that he's at the age where his heart is starting to give out so he might be taking better care of himself.
Man, bulk only goes so far. Falling at 500+ pounds is much harder on you, bulk or no.
 
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