Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

Denbrought · Jul 14, 2016

Ew, consenting adults engaging in transactions for mutual benefit.

Unless "a decade younger" is in scare quotes because they're very mature for their age...

PatrThom · Jul 14, 2016

BErt said:
You know what? Fuck it. I ain't here to impress none of y'all.

And no. It's 34 and 21. Don't hate.

Dude.
As long as that 21 ain't "in dog years," then do whatever the fuck you want.
My in-laws were 12 years apart. It ain't that unusual.

--Patrick

AshburnerX · Jul 14, 2016

PatrThom said:
Dude.
As long as that 21 ain't "in dog years," then do whatever the fuck you want.
My in-laws were 12 years apart. It ain't that unusual.

--Patrick

At least half of my married relatives have 8-10 years between them, and it's not all with the men older. It really isn't that odd.

Gared · Jul 15, 2016

Y'know, if you really do "hate yourself" over this, then sure - I'd be concerned for you. But if that was a deadpan delivery of sarcasm, then keep on keepin' on, man. We've got people driving trucks through crowded celebrations, completely fucked up political bullshit on both sides of the pond, and some serious public health concerns pretty much everywhere. The least worrying thing I've come across all day is someone having a sugar daddy relationship with a perfectly legally consenting adult.

Not that you need my approval for anything.

Bubble181 · Jul 15, 2016

Yeah, I mean, as long as she's happy, you're happy, and the neighbors don't complain too much about the noise :unibrow:

, keep on keeping on.

Ravenpoe · Jul 15, 2016

BErt said:
You know what? Fuck it. I ain't here to impress none of y'all.

And no. It's 34 and 21. Don't hate.

The brofist is for the non anonymity, not the prostitution.

Ok, a little for the prostitution.

At least I know what to get you for next secret Santa!

Bubble181 · Jul 15, 2016

Ravenpoe said:
At least I know what to get you for next secret Santa!

...condoms?

ThatNickGuy · Jul 15, 2016

BErt said:
You know what? Fuck it. I ain't here to impress none of y'all.

And no. It's 34 and 21. Don't hate.

OH MY GOD, how dare you have a mutually consenting sexual relationship with someone that also involves some sort of payment.

You monster.

sixpackshaker · Jul 15, 2016

You always pay for it in the end... amiright?

GasBandit · Jul 15, 2016

I favor legalizing prostitution.

GasBandit · Jul 15, 2016

The accounting lady I'd been training to cover for me when I take time off had her baby this morning.

Countdown to resigning to "be a mom" begins...

:okay:

sixpackshaker · Jul 15, 2016

GasBandit said:
The accounting lady I'd been training to cover for me when I take time off had her baby this morning.

Countdown to resigning to "be a mom" begins...

When does her FMLA run out?

PatrThom · Jul 15, 2016

BErt said:
that costs extra

He's gonna remunerate her so hard.

--Patrick

Hailey Knight · Jul 15, 2016

GasBandit said:
The accounting lady I'd been training to cover for me when I take time off had her baby this morning.

Countdown to resigning to "be a mom" begins...

Maybe you should get pregnant. That'll show 'em.

MindDetective · Jul 15, 2016

Zero Esc said:
Maybe you should get pregnant. That'll show 'em.

?

Hailey Knight · Jul 15, 2016

I didn't say he had to give birth. Just keep it inside him, like a secret friend.

GasBandit · Jul 15, 2016

MindDetective said:
?

Squidleybits · Jul 16, 2016

It was beastly hot today and I'm melting. For real hot, not Canada hot.

Cheesy1 · Jul 16, 2016

Today is my 20 year high school reunion. I'm not there.
Nobody I really want to see again is there, and I don't feel like explaining over and over all night why I haven't done anything with my life.

Zappit · Jul 17, 2016

Well, my family had two Clinton signs on our lawn, and some fat fuck just pulled up, threw them in his car, and bolted.

Shakey · Jul 18, 2016

Security training. :minionevil:

Frank · Jul 18, 2016

Zappit said:
Well, my family had two Clinton signs on our lawn, and some fat fuck just pulled up, threw them in his car, and bolted.

Well, that's a crime.

Bubble181 · Jul 18, 2016

Frank said:
Well, that's a crime.

Putting out Clinton signs? No, just ill-advised.

:troll:

fade · Jul 18, 2016

Bleh. Imgur annoys me when it upvotes bad explanations of why calls for social justice are wrong. "Here's some stats I poorly researched but drew impressive pictures for, so clearly there's no problem at all, just overreacting!" "Here's some images of an anecdote that counters the issue, so clearly it's wrong!" 47000 upvotes. Comments like, "My third cousin's sister's roommate is black, and I don't have a problem with it!"

PatrThom · Jul 18, 2016

Bubble181 said:
Putting out Clinton signs? No, just ill-advised.

No, really. It's flat-out theft, and is often prosecuted as such, no matter how tempting.

--Patrick

sixpackshaker · Jul 18, 2016

PatrThom said:
No, really. It's flat-out theft, and is often prosecuted as such, no matter how tempting.

--Patrick

I doubt you could press serious charges for stealing free thing. Criminal mischief would likely be the best charge.

PatrThom · Jul 18, 2016

sixpackshaker said:
I doubt you could press serious charges for stealing free thing. Criminal mischief would likely be the best charge.

People can, and have.
Because the signs are the property of the candidate (or his campaign), not the homeowner.
And candidates are frequently more likely to sue/prosecute than your average homeowner.

--Patrick

ThatNickGuy · Jul 18, 2016

Cheesy1 said:
Today is my 20 year high school reunion. I'm not there.
Nobody I really want to see again is there, and I don't feel like explaining over and over all night why I haven't done anything with my life.

Mine's at the end of the month and I'm not going, either, largely for the same reason. Partly because I also can't afford it, but largely because I'll be proving people right that I'm still a loser.

PatrThom · Jul 18, 2016

ThatNickGuy said:
Mine's at the end of the month and I'm not going, either, largely for the same reason. Partly because I also can't afford it, but largely because I'll be proving people right that I'm still a loser.

I haven't gone to any of my high school reunions.
...mostly because the majority of them (in my graduating class) are all losers.

--Patrick

fade · Jul 18, 2016

Our class officers totally forgot. They organized one a year later, but very few people went. I didn't. Mostly because it's half a country away, and the ticket didn't feel justified.

Squidleybits · Jul 18, 2016

I went to a small high school overseas and was the only one to go to university in Canada. Even if I wanted to go to one I wouldn't. I couldn't imagine a group of people that I am less like.

I was out to supper with some friends last night and we were talking about reunions. None of us were fans. My sister though, plans in spending a ton of cash to fly to one in September. I don't get it.

Gruebeard · Jul 18, 2016

Bubble181 said:
Putting out Clinton signs? No, just ill-advised.

The hug was for nobody (who responded) getting your joke.

PatrThom · Jul 18, 2016

Gruebeard said:
The hug was for nobody (who responded) getting your joke.

A local radio station did a Gordon Lightfoot parody song entitled "The Wreck of the Clinton Advisor"
It's been a long time since then.

--Patrick

Zappit · Jul 18, 2016

sixpackshaker said:
I doubt you could press serious charges for stealing free thing. Criminal mischief would likely be the best charge.

Those signs did cost money. So yeah, not some free thing.

jwhouk · Jul 18, 2016

Bad day at work. Very late forced OT compounded by youth w/tudes.