GasBandit
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*Rhythmically slams buttocks together*
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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No, your computers just use a password identical to its name.
GasBandit
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When my new job told me I needed 2FA on all non-VPN-guarded services possible, and that I better like randomized 16-32 char passwords... feelsgoodman
There is at least one computer in my workplace where the password...well you know how windows lets you set a password hint that appears if you type in the wrong password? This hint isn't so much a hint as the actual password
Luckily due to the computers physical location the only people that should ever be able to get to it are all allowed to have access to the files store on it but still...
Many operating systems just flat out don't let you do this any more.This hint isn't so much a hint as the actual password
All of my passwords are different. Even my personal ones. All of them. For everything.
--Patrick
GasBandit
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Sooo looks like subway's radio ad campaign for the next month consists of a single anachronistic "pilgrim" spot for their new turkey whatever, that some advertising guy probably thought was BRILLIANT but I can tell is going to turn into listener-repellant within a week.
But hey, IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
But hey, IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Hope my girlfriend doesn't get jealous, but I helped another woman out of her clothes yesterday.
Mind you, that she was 70 years old, had a broken arm, and was my mom were kind of big turn-offs.
(For the record, she's okay given them circumstances. She broke her arm at the gym the other day and has to wear a cast and sling. She'll need a hand with things for awhile.)
Mind you, that she was 70 years old, had a broken arm, and was my mom were kind of big turn-offs.
(For the record, she's okay given them circumstances. She broke her arm at the gym the other day and has to wear a cast and sling. She'll need a hand with things for awhile.)
The results of my unofficial, nonscientific study are in. Every year during Lent, I try to sample the "we don't usually have fish sandwiches but we do now for a limited time for some reason" from as many major fast food places as I can. This year's surprise winner? Arby's, with Culver's a close second. Most of the rest were nowhere near either of these two.
--Patrick
--Patrick
Dave
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April is going to be great and terrible all at the same time. Last night (this morning, really) we did a post prom show three hours away. Finish at 3 am and then drive. Go home almost 7 am. And it's the same the next three weekends with the 30th one being a major drive/event. It's going to make a decent enough amount of money but it's going to be awful on my old, tired body. Went to sleep this morning at 7, woke up at 10.
The things we do for our craft.
The things we do for our craft.
Weird, I can go on specific Tumblr blogs but not my dashboard itself. One of those days.
I didn't ask to have a spoiler but it came with the car.
I did still buy it, though, so count me as one.
GasBandit
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The ghost of my long dead '88 Mazda MX-6 GT turbo says you can just sit on it, Potsie.
Ahh, the heady days of being out on I-25 in New Mexico with nothing in any direction but 100 miles of sand and straight highway, and finding red line in 5th was at 132mph....
... no wonder the piston heads melted.
You made your choice douche bag.I didn't ask to have a spoiler but it came with the car.
Why you're just a wanna be douche bag dreaming of douche baggery long past, you jackass.
GasBandit
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Don't get worked up, it's just Higgins' usual random neuron fire/tourette's. He'll be back to screaming Ray Stevens song lyrics before you know it.
I got stung on the thumb by a Portuguese man 'o war while body boarding yesterday.
It got better.
It got better.
Who are you the Illustrious Potentate?
GasBandit
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DAD BLAME IT COY, this here's Bubba. We gon' have to have a spay-shul meetin when we get back to Hahira about your conduct at this here internet forum. EM-BARRASIN'.
Fun fact, my Supervillain Group in City of Villains (Which consisted entirely of myself and Pauline, we just wanted to have a shared evil lair) was "The 43rd Annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order of the Nobles of the Ali-Baba Temple of the Shrine." People often complained about how much room on their screen our guild tags took up. It looked like if we ran fast enough, we'd glide into the air suspended by the text over our heads.
Pauline wanted us to be "Rice Cake Heroes" but I pointed out we were villains.
But how's your thumb?
First thought: ow
Second thought: what could this be a euphemism for?
And we all got re-baptized whether we needed it or not.
My black '98 contour I had almost two decades ago makes me a douche bag?
It's like there's no bar for being a douche bag anymore. And when everyone is a douche bag, no one is a douche bag.
GasBandit
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The ONLY Asian driver without a rice rocket.Everybody gets to be a douche bag except me.
Sorry, but you're not alone. My cars have all been spoiler-free. But I did start with an awesome '69 Pontiac Tempest with a 350hp V-8.Everybody gets to be a douche bag except me.
We got ya covered. We'll get to work attaching one of these for you right away.Everybody gets to be a douche bag except me.
Um...well, if it had been bad there could be something about vinegar strokes in there since usually you put vinegar on the stings. But I'm not a guy so that doesn't really fit.
Portuguese Man 'o War aren't jellyfish though.
BananaHands
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Girlfriend moves in around ten days from now.
Farewell, bachelor pad.
Farewell, bachelor pad.