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Hello, I am one of the Bhamvs. I apologize in advance if I ever come across as creepy, because it honestly isn't my intention to creep people out, it just sort of happens. I'm very happy to desist with whatever I'm doing wrong if people mention that they're uncomfortable.

Erm... was that creepy? Crap, I was creepy in advance, wasn't I...
 
Hello, I am one of the Bhamvs. I apologize in advance if I ever come across as creepy, because it honestly isn't my intention to creep people out, it just sort of happens. I'm very happy to desist with whatever I'm doing wrong if people mention that they're uncomfortable.

Erm... was that creepy? Crap, I was creepy in advance, wasn't I...
Please don't ever change.
 
Welcome. Just as it is healthy to leave the windows open a crack, it's also a good idea to leave the blinds or curtains open. The owl in your backyard tree is not a trained spy wearing a camera; it is there merely for protection. Any time you do anything you could be blackmailed with, just wire some money to REDACTED, and the owls will make sure it's never published. Honest.
 
Welcome. Please excuse all the in-joke references in our welcoming committee. They mean well. Most of them, anyway. Be careful, though, one of them bites.
 
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