The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

HCGLNS · Jan 9, 2016

Some. People. Stand. In the darkness.
Afraid. To. Step. Into the light.

PatrThom · Jan 9, 2016

HCGLNS said:
Some. People. Stand. In the darkness.
Afraid. To. Step. Into the light.

Some. People. Stand. In my way.
Lost. Too stupid. To move.

--Patrick

Hailey Knight · Jan 9, 2016

Poetry thread!

HCGLNS · Jan 10, 2016

Some. People. Need. To help somebody.
When. The edge. Of. Surrender's. In sight.

Bubble181 · Jan 10, 2016

Some. People. Are born. For each other
They love. To walk.
Holding. The other one's hand.
They. Always. Understand.

HCGLNS · Jan 10, 2016

Don't. You. Worry.
It's. Gonna. Be. Alright.
Cause. I'm. Always. Ready.
I. Won't. Let. You. Out of my sight.

DarkAudit · Jan 10, 2016

Never. Gonna. Give. You. Up.
Never. Gonna. Let. You. Down.
Never. Gonna. Run. Around. And desert you.

HCGLNS · Jan 10, 2016

I'll. Be. Ready.
I'll. Be. Ready.
Never. You Fear.
No. Don't. You. Fear
I'll. Be. Ready.
Forever. And. Always.
I'm. Always. Here.

Squidleybits · Jan 10, 2016

See the thing about you that caught my eye
Is the same thing that makes me change my mind
Kinda hard to explain, but girl, I'll try,
You need to sit down this may take a while
See this girl, she sorta looks just like you
She even smiles just the way you do
So innocent she seemed but I was fooled
I'm reminded when I look at you.

GasBandit · Jan 10, 2016

We went a walking in the park
Goosing statues in the dark
And if Sherman's horse can take it,
So can you.

HCGLNS · Jan 10, 2016

Cause. I'm. Always. Ready.
I. Won't. Let. You. Out of my sight.
Oooh.
I'll. Be. Ready.
I'll. Be. Ready.
Never. You Fear.
No. Don't. You. Fear
I'll. Be. Ready.
Forever. And. Always.
I'm. Always. Here.
Forever. And. Always.
I'm. Always. Here.

WasabiPoptart · Jan 10, 2016

We got into a car
Away we started rollin'
I said "How much you pay for this?"
She said "Nothing man, it's stolen"
Punk rock girl you look so wild
Punk rock girl let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eating fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl

fade · Jan 10, 2016

Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are, all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
Thats what the showman said

PatrThom · Jan 10, 2016

Picture yourself. In a boat. On a river.
With tangerine. Trees. And marmalade. Skies.
Somebody calls you. You answer. Quite slooowly.
A girl! With kaleidoscope. Eyes.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jan 10, 2016

PatrThom said:
Picture yourself. In a boat. On a river.
With tangerine. Trees. And marmalade. Skies.
Somebody calls you. You answer. Quite slooowly.
A girl! With kaleidoscope. Eyes.

--Patrick

Bonus points for the William Shatner version.

drifter · Jan 10, 2016

Physiognomy towards the ground
Gluteus maximus that way is not bound
In this way we do prefer
For our coitus to occur.

HCGLNS · Jan 10, 2016

Finally some one else joins my Shatner sing-a-long correctly!

Squidleybits · Jan 10, 2016

I stand by my post. Usher is always the answer

WasabiPoptart · Jan 10, 2016

I was conforming in a non-conformist kind of way.

Bubble181 · Jan 11, 2016

Cliff Richard is never wrong.

Emrys · Jan 11, 2016

And I.
I.
I.
Will always!
Love you.

Dave · Jan 11, 2016

The Martian won the best picture at the Golden Globes...for a comedy. Comedy. The Martian. Comedy.

So...that movie Platoon was a fucking laugh riot.

LittleKagsin · Jan 11, 2016

Dave said:
The Martian won the best picture at the Golden Globes...for a comedy. Comedy. The Martian. Comedy.

So...that movie Platoon was a fucking laugh riot.

I raised my eyebrow to that as well. Comedy?? So random.

PatrThom · Jan 11, 2016

Organizers: "This movie deserves recognition! But we already plan to give Best Picture to a different film! What do we do?"
Other Organizers: "Well, no comedy was funny enough to take the title, how about we bump that category for it?"

--Patrick

Ravenpoe · Jan 11, 2016

PatrThom said:
Organizers: "This movie deserves recognition! But we already plan to give Best Picture to a different film! What do we do?"
Other Organizers: "Well, no comedy was funny enough to take the title, how about we bump that category for it?"

--Patrick

"Won't someone question our integrity?"

"We're the golden globes... No one expects us to have any"

Bubble181 · Jan 11, 2016

I haven't seen the movie yet, but I just finished the book... Mark makes jokes and humorous remarks throughout, lightening the atmosphere, taking the edge off things. Assuming they kept that in the movie, well...I wouldn't call it a comedy, but it's probably something you'ld've laughed at a few times, so....Sure, why not?

Ravenpoe · Jan 11, 2016

Bubble181 said:
I haven't seen the movie yet, but I just finished the book... Mark makes jokes and humorous remarks throughout, lightening the atmosphere, taking the edge off things. Assuming they kept that in the movie, well...I wouldn't call it a comedy, but it's probably something you'ld've laughed at a few times, so....Sure, why not?

That's really not what a comedy is.

But hey, the award was for "Best Musical or Comedy" and the movie had music in it, maybe it was a musical!

Though, combining musical and comedy together is super weird anyway, so I assume the real category is "Best movie that's of one of those 'less prestigious' genres because we all circle jerk to dramas." I suppose that doesn't really fit well on an award.

Bubble181 · Jan 11, 2016

I know it's not, I just wanted to point out that "laughed a few times" is probably why they felt they could stick it in the "comedy" group, even if it doesn't really belong.

fade · Jan 11, 2016

Historically, a comedy was a play with a happy ending, so I guess there's that. Or just good ol' fashioned gerrymandering.

Gruebeard · Jan 11, 2016

Bubble181 said:
I haven't seen the movie yet, but I just finished the book...

I could start my post the same way, although since I could not finish the book because I thought the thing was terrible, I could totally see the movie labelled a comedy.

But I realize I'm alone in thinking the book a joke.

Tress · Jan 11, 2016

I suspect they really wanted to give awards to both The Revenant and The Martian, and this was their ham-fisted solution.

HCGLNS · Jan 11, 2016

I have purchased a food thermometer.

GasBandit · Jan 11, 2016

HCGLNS said:
I have purchased a food thermometer.

Put a sticker on it that says "for rectal use only." That'd be hilarious.

HCGLNS · Jan 11, 2016

GasBandit said:
Put a sticker on it that says "for rectal use only." That'd be hilarious.

No it was funny yesterday when I used the kids thermometer and instead of telling me how hot the water was it told me "High Fever".

Squidleybits · Jan 11, 2016

We need a You Have Shamed the Family Rating.