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<whap!> Bad Gruebeard! You sit over there and think about what you've done.
hey man as long as i dont gotta deal with that doomie drool i can handle the other stuff...
 
I was trimming my beard and I accidentally... You know?,I don't know how to write this in english. The thing is I no longer have a beard. It's been only 1 hour and I miss it so much.
 

Cajungal

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I was trimming my beard and I accidentally... You know?,I don't know how to write this in english. The thing is I no longer have a beard. It's been only 1 hour and I miss it so much.
Nooooo :( I'm sorry, that stinks. It's happened to Jake too, and he hates it!
 
I did that once to my hair when I was shaving my head. I was using the number 2 trimmer and took off the guard to shake the hair and forgot to put it back on when I went for another pass down the center. Shaved my head twice in one day. My scalp was so furious with me for a couple of days afterwards.
 
I did that once to my hair when I was shaving my head. I was using the number 2 trimmer and took off the guard to shake the hair and forgot to put it back on when I went for another pass down the center. Shaved my head twice in one day. My scalp was so furious with me for a couple of days afterwards.
That's exactly what happened to me. I don't know why I can perfectly understand you write but I can't think the words when I'm trying to say something.
 
There's this cinema not too far from here - I think Amsterdam? - that has replaced all of the seats with hot tubs. you buy per hot tub, I think they seat 4-6? Never been there, but I've wondered about how many people actually manage to see the end of the movie there, too - wouldn't they all be in a post-coital nap by the end of the second act?
 
I did that once to my hair when I was shaving my head. I was using the number 2 trimmer and took off the guard to shake the hair and forgot to put it back on when I went for another pass down the center. Shaved my head twice in one day. My scalp was so furious with me for a couple of days afterwards.
My dad did something similar with his mustache a few years ago. He cut a big strip off before he realized he didn't have the guard on the trimmer or that he had it on a lower setting. I can only think of about 3 times in my life when I've seen him with a bald lip. It looks so weird.
 
I was trimming my beard and I accidentally... You know?,I don't know how to write this in english. The thing is I no longer have a beard. It's been only 1 hour and I miss it so much.
Been there, man. It sucks.

I don't know if there's a word for that mistake, but I'm sure Nick could come up with a pun.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Today's the day we do all the work for January 1st! All the stuff that would have ended 12/31 but got extended another year has to be taken care of today! JOY.
 
Today's the day we do all the work for January 1st! All the stuff that would have ended 12/31 but got extended another year has to be taken care of today! JOY.
Not only do I have to close out a bushel of stuff on the 31st to restart on the 1st, I have to wait until all the NYE parties are over and the hotel bars close before I can do it. Meaning the hotel new year may not start until nearly 5am.

And then I've got to start the books on a new year of data tracking the night of the 1st.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Not only do I have to close out a bushel of stuff on the 31st to restart on the 1st, I have to wait until all the NYE parties are over and the hotel bars close before I can do it. Meaning the hotel new year may not start until nearly 5am.

And then I've got to start the books on a new year of data tracking the night of the 1st.
I hear ya. The only thing more of a pain in the ass than the end of the month is the end of the year.
 
Meaning the hotel new year may not start until nearly 5am.
That was how the casino was run. Our day started at 5am. Our computers had daily audit downtime around 6am. So we had an hour that we had to hold onto all of our paperwork for the new day. It was always a joy on weekends and holidays, especially NYE.
 
Totally self inflicted. I skipped pain meds in favour of having a couple of New Years beers. Going to be a long day. Not hungover but I can't even sit comfortably :(
 
Between my wife and I, we killed a half-bottle of Tito's, plus the 4 shots that were in the previous bottle.

She got throwing up drunk, and I didn't even get a buzz.

WTF :confused:
 
Happy fricking New Year! Blargh. :puke:

Left work a little early yesterday, feeling bloated and unwell, have spent the past 24 hours feeling blah and sleeping. Guess the year can only get better from here.
 
Happy fricking New Year! Blargh. :puke:

Left work a little early yesterday, feeling bloated and unwell, have spent the past 24 hours feeling blah and sleeping. Guess the year can only get better from here.
Careful with statements like that. My colleague here at the dispatch was feeling unwell and vomiting and said something similar. You know what the last call was he took before heading home? Another colleague calling to say he wouldn't be in tomorrow morning because he was at intensive care with his father who had a cardiac arrest.

Not to say you shouldn't rant or whine about feeling sick - you absolutely should - but I'm always cautious with "can only get better" or "can't get any worse". Fate hates those phrases. Though, of course, I do hope you're right.
 
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