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GasBandit

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#AllTheWayThrough

...yes, it's actually a fetish*.

--Patrick
*But really, what isn't?
Oh, I've seen All The Way Through porn before, no mistake... just never live action/practical effects, and also usually with... how would you say... "lower gauge" conduit?
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Well, it'd have to be, lest the model choke to death.

--Patrick
I don't think that sort of realism is a priority in these cases. I mean, really, ANY sort of intrusion of this nature over a centimeter or so in thickness would probably cause problems, and also set off that gag reflex and not let go.
 
ANY sort of intrusion of this nature over a centimeter or so in thickness would probably cause problems
Could probably alleviate that with simultaneous intubation, but I'm thinking it's enough of a niche product that the revenue from any "authentic" production wouldn't even cover the cost(s) of hiring a sufficiently competent medical staff necessary to pull off something like that.

Heh. Look at us, weirding out our fellow forumites with idle musings.

--Patrick
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Could probably alleviate that with simultaneous intubation, but I'm thinking it's enough of a niche product that the revenue from any "authentic" production wouldn't even cover the cost(s) of hiring a sufficiently competent medical staff necessary to pull off something like that.

Heh. Look at us, weirding out our fellow forumites with idle musings.

--Patrick
Well, it wouldn't be fair to just leave it to their imaginations. So here's a bit of NSFW from 5 or 6 years ago!



 

GasBandit

Staff member
I try not to post too much "People of Walmart" stuff here, but sometimes something is just over so many different lines all at once...

 

GasBandit

Staff member
The thing that put it over the edge of "beyond the pale" for me was that the doll's facial structure is decidedly childish.
 
Hello, welcome to the Taipei MRT system. Please mind the Dark Lord of the Sith. We hope you have a pleasant journey.

 
I like the idea that someone had to translate them all into a language where the names would be even longer.
I imagine that the auto-subtitles have just as much trouble with the actual lyrics.

--Patrick
 

GasBandit

Staff member
The top one says, according to my google translate app on my phone, "Multi-legged institutions tanks Thomas completed Topham Mad Sir manipulate slaughter machine source is modified by Topham Sir obsessed to madness lost everything in end war in artificial intelligence-mounted and it was a gas good locomotive of the month death ray, brain miso dissolved radio waves was, it will attack such as flame radiation."

The bottom one:
"And radio control of Combat Creatures, you can move and rotation Heather irradiation or the like by the remote control operation that was remodeled based on the toys of Thomas the Tank Engine laser output is possible to ignite the match or by dividing the black balloons because about 300mW month E over Les"


So, my guess at interpreting googlish is, Thomas the Spiderbot was constructed by Sir Topham Hat after losing his mind when "the war" devastated everything. The spider tank has AI, a death ray, radio control, and... a flame thrower maybe? In any case, it is actually a functioning remote control toy with a 300mW laser attachment which is strong enough to light a match or pop a black balloon.
 
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