Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again
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Zappit
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No meatballs?Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you a condom full of spaghetti.
GasBandit
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Ghetto haggis?
Hey, they both asked the same number of questions!
GasBandit
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You make too many declarative statements!
You made as many as I did!
GasBandit
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Too many!
Is that a login name and password stuck to the bottom of the monitor?Jesus, Terry, what does it take to get a ONE star review?!
GasBandit
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Sigh, probably.
It's now safer to write down your username and password than it is to keep it electronically. Can't hack paper, and if anyone is going to break into my house for computer passwords so they can access my stash of gay porn, more power to them.
GasBandit
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Safer from chinese internet haxors, maybe, but not safer from wiseass coworkers.
Which reminds me, I need to change the combination on my luggage.
GasBandit
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Well, you might think so, but there were legions of basic bitches who got their hopes up, only to have them dashed when Durex confirmed it didn't exist and was just some guy's hasty photoshop. Jezebel called it "the greatest idea since fire and underwear you can wash."
Yeah, I get that, I don't get the joke.
Post insinuates men who don't do hard/dirty work are women. Respondent, knowing that's stupid, says he'll fix his clean hands problem -i.e. lack of manliness- by wiping without TP.
Hilarity ensues (?)
If the guy you are dating never gets his hands dirty, he's not a real man, he's a woman.
Then the joke about stopping to wipe your but just to get dirty hands so you can be a man.
But it doesn't seem to concern itself with women who get there hands dirty.