[Other] The not so funny pic thread (some NSFL or gore)

Unless life pulls too far back and the string breaks or the bow itself snaps and then the whole contraption collapses into a flying whirlwind of wood, string, and sharp bits, slicing through everything in its path until there's nothing but a mangled parody of a bow and arrow, covered in bloodstains and lying forever uselessly on the ground.
Or you get embedded in a guard's knee.
 

GasBandit

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Unless life pulls too far back and the string breaks or the bow itself snaps and then the whole contraption collapses into a flying whirlwind of wood, string, and sharp bits, slicing through everything in its path until there's nothing but a mangled parody of a bow and arrow, covered in bloodstains and lying forever uselessly on the ground.
Somebody's been playing Besiege.
 
2:30 in the afternoon?...

I am the one who loved it. and I am jealous of who got to see it and take the picture.

... I know it's not good, but damn it looks almost apocalyptic... and I LOVE IT. not going to lie....

... though I probably should...
 
...
I should be ashamed that in all reality I would be sitting on my porch cheering the destruction...

I didn't say I was proud... but I'm drunk enough to be true atm
 
A photo shared from Fort Smith in the NWT a few days ago taken at 2:30 PM.

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Overcast and raining with a MASSIVE dose of forest fire smoke. Kind of apocalyptic.
I wish I'd gotten pictures of the wildfires around Miramar/San Diego a few years (actually closer to 6ish I think) ago, it was similar. No rain, but at 11:30 in the morning the smoke was so thick my headlights turned on, the sky was orange, and ash was falling like snow. Shit was insane.
 
That's a right clean extraction, it is.
Also I watched that while eating a burrito.
...it's hard to gross me out.

--Patrick
 

fade

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Yeah, not trying to one up anyone, but I had one that was partially hooded. Something got under there and rotted, necrotizing the hood. Ever taste dead, black, blood? Also, the pain was so severe I couldn't even think straight, and I like to think I have a pretty high pain tolerance. Of course all this happened on a July 4th weekend. Anyway, long story short, that extraction was the greatest thing I ever felt.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Yeah, not trying to one up anyone, but I had one that was partially hooded. Something got under there and rotted, necrotizing the hood. Ever taste dead, black, blood? Also, the pain was so severe I couldn't even think straight, and I like to think I have a pretty high pain tolerance. Of course all this happened on a July 4th weekend. Anyway, long story short, that extraction was the greatest thing I ever felt.
I hear you. Well, not that I know what it felt like to have mine extracted, they put me under for that.

But you ever have a zit inside your ear canal? Hurts so bad, and you can't get at it... but when it finally pops... the feeling is almost orgasmic.
 
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