The EPIC WIN Thread 3: SON OF EPIC

fade · Jul 9, 2015

Twitch it, so we can all control you at once!

GasBandit · Jul 9, 2015

fade said:
Twitch it, so we can all control you at once!

I can see it now. Nick repeatedly walks face first into the wall, spins in place 3 times, then once the other way. He then shows a fossilized shell to Alix. Then he walks into the wall again.

Null · Jul 9, 2015

GasBandit said:
I can see it now. Nick repeatedly walks face first into the wall, spins in place 3 times, then once the other way. He then shows a fossilized shell to Alix. Then he walks into the wall again.

Then he accidentally grenades the living room, and walks off a balcony because he didn't realize there was fall damage...

Say, Nick, your girlfriend hasn't ever cosplayed a Witch, has she? :unibrow:

blotsfan · Jul 9, 2015

GasBandit said:
I can see it now. Nick repeatedly walks face first into the wall, spins in place 3 times, then once the other way. He then shows a fossilized shell to Alix. Then he walks into the wall again.

Sounds like his prom night.

fade · Jul 9, 2015

"Fossilized shell" is what kids are calling erections these days.

Emrys · Jul 9, 2015

blotsfan said:
Sounds like his porn night.

FTFY

sixpackshaker · Jul 10, 2015

fade said:
"Fossilized shell" is what kids are calling erections these days.

Just the ones that are enhanced by "the little blue pill."

PatrThom · Jul 10, 2015

sixpackshaker said:
Just the ones that are enhanced by "the little blue pill."

Better not. You don't know what he's got.

--Patrick

grub · Jul 11, 2015

Date night with the Mrs.! Celebrating our 12 years Anniversary! Going to see Avengers: Age of Ultron. I'm honestly just excited to spend some time together without the kids. (we have yet to find a babysitter nearby)

drawn_inward · Jul 16, 2015

drawn_inward said:
A paper that I am second author on has been submitted to Genome Research! I am partially finished writing a manuscript for a large GWAS and that should be ready for submission in a few months. Yay science!

And rejected. That was quick. On to the next journal...

sixpackshaker · Jul 17, 2015

Well I went on an interview Tuesday and completely bombed it.

They offered the job to me this morning.

PatrThom · Jul 17, 2015

sixpackshaker said:
Well I went on an interview Tuesday and completely bombed it.

They offered the job to me this morning.

That's what you get for showing up.

--Patrick

sixpackshaker · Jul 17, 2015

PatrThom said:
That's what you get for showing up.

--Patrick

...for showing up with the longest ... er, resume.

PatrThom · Jul 17, 2015

sixpackshaker said:
...for showing up with the longest ... er, resume.

And for sucking the least.
Hey, whatever works, right?

--Patrick

HCGLNS · Jul 18, 2015

Hiked 10km through the bush from my house to the next large town. Collecting geocaches all the way! Took 7 hours.

PatrThom · Jul 18, 2015

HCGLNS said:
Hiked 10km through the bush from my house to the next large town. Collecting geocaches all the way! Took 7 hours.

Don't forget to clean and brush your beard.

--Patrick

Squidleybits · Jul 18, 2015

I rescued him!

sixpackshaker · Jul 18, 2015

sixpackshaker said:
Well I went on an interview Tuesday and completely bombed it.

They offered the job to me this morning.

As sensitive as my current job is, I can't believe that they did not force me to take a two week vacation.

sixpackshaker · Jul 21, 2015

Some gay friends of mine just made their symbolic marriage of 3 years legal, HERE IN TEXAS!

CrimsonSoul · Jul 21, 2015

sixpackshaker said:
Some gay friends of mine just made their symbolic marriage of 3 years legal, HERE IN TEXAS!

Why do they have to be your gay friends? Why can't they just be your friends? (sorry I had to lol)

sixpackshaker · Jul 21, 2015

CrimsonSoul said:
Why do they have to be your gay friends? Why can't they just be your friends? (sorry I had to lol)

I never thought to ask them why they had to be gay.

GasBandit · Jul 21, 2015

sixpackshaker said:
I never thought to ask them why they had to be gay.

SNAP

Null · Jul 21, 2015

GasBandit said:
SNAP

HCGLNS · Jul 23, 2015

I just installed new LED light bulbs in the garage. I'm very excited.

fade · Jul 23, 2015

I tried installing LED lightbulbs once. It turned out they were LSD lightbulbs. At least, that's what the giant pink floating cow told me.

sixpackshaker · Jul 23, 2015

fade said:
I tried installing LED lightbulbs once. It turned out they were LSD lightbulbs. At least, that's what the giant pink floating cow told me.

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what they laced them with, but I've been tripping all morning.

Emrys · Jul 23, 2015

sixpackshaker said:
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what they laced them with, but I've been tripping all morning.

HCGLNS · Jul 23, 2015

I feel like none of you appreciate my excitement about new light bulbs.

Bubble181 · Jul 23, 2015

HCGLNS said:
I feel like none of you appreciate my excitement about new light bulbs.

My brother sells LED lights for a living. I'm very happy and glad you decided to install LED lighting throughout your house, and I hope they were Philips brand.

Emrys · Jul 23, 2015

HCGLNS said:
I feel like none of you appreciate my excitement about new light bulbs.

How can I be excited over your new LED bulbs when they will make it that much harder for the doomweasels to sneak up on you in the middle of the night?

<ahem> I mean, yes, I'm very excited over your new bulbs, oh my, yes.

(Doomweasels, get your slingshots.)

fade · Jul 23, 2015

Bubble181 said:
My brother sells LED lights for a living. I'm very happy and glad you decided to install LED lighting throughout your house, and I hope they were Philips brand.

Worst tongue twister ever.

Gruebeard · Jul 23, 2015

Bubble181 said:
My brother sells LED lights for a living. I'm very happy and glad you decided to install LED lighting throughout your house, and I hope they were Philips brand.

What brand does your brother Philip sell?

Bubble181 · Jul 23, 2015

Gruebeard said:
What brand does your brother Philip sell?

No apostrophe, dude

BOOOH!

Squidleybits · Jul 24, 2015

HCGLNS said:
I feel like none of you appreciate my excitement about new light bulbs.

I'm happy if you're happy

PatrThom · Jul 24, 2015

HCGLNS said:
I feel like none of you appreciate my excitement about new light bulbs.

I appreciate you.

--Patrick