Revised: Columbus Clippers Baseball Game

GasBandit · Jul 2, 2015

She thinks she can bait me into an old-school "Crone vs GasBandit" flamewar that will get her banned, but I'm a wuss now.

Amy · Jul 2, 2015

Yoshimickster said:
His wit is one of over a thousand reasons I return here, he's cool.

He's EVIL.

GasBandit · Jul 2, 2015

Amy said:
He's EVIL.

Well, there is that.

HCGLNS · Jul 2, 2015

Hey Gasbandit's a great stand up guy! Just like you would expect from Ohio.

WasabiPoptart · Jul 2, 2015

GasBandit said:
She thinks she can bait me into an old-school "Crone vs GasBandit" flamewar that will get her banned, but I'm a wuss now.

Amy seems pretty toned down compared to those days, too.

GasBandit · Jul 2, 2015

HCGLNS said:
Hey Gasbandit's a great stand up guy! Just like you would expect from Ohio.

There's nothing wrong with Ohio
'Cept for the wind and the rain
I really like Drew Carey, and
I'd like to see the Rock'n'Roll hall of fame.

But when you're done doing whatever
And when you're through, doing whoever
You know Denton County will be right here waiting for youuu-uuuuu..

So COME BACK TO TEXAS
It's just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
And forget all about the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here any-waaaaay.

HCGLNS · Jul 2, 2015

GasBandit said:
There's nothing wrong with Ohio
'Cept for the wind and the rain
I really like Drew Carey, and
I'd like to see the Rock'n'Roll hall of fame.

But when you're done doing whatever
And when you're through, doing whoever
You know Denton County will be right here waiting for youuu-uuuuu..

So COME BACK TO TEXAS
It's just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
And forget all about the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here any-waaaaay.

Oh fuck off now I have the theme to Threes Company stuck in my head.

GasBandit · Jul 2, 2015

HCGLNS said:
Oh fuck off now I have the theme to Threes Company stuck in my head.

That's not even remotely similar!

Amy · Jul 2, 2015

GasBandit said:
She thinks she can bait me into an old-school "Crone vs GasBandit" flamewar that will get her banned, but I'm a wuss now.

ALSO HE IS A HUGE KILLJOY[DOUBLEPOST=1435880322,1435880289][/DOUBLEPOST]

HCGLNS said:
Oh fuck off now I have the theme to Threes Company stuck in my head.

i told you all he was evil.

HCGLNS · Jul 2, 2015

Oh man Don Knotts!

Celt Z · Jul 2, 2015

GasBandit said:
There's nothing wrong with Ohio
'Cept for the wind and the rain
I really like Drew Carey, and
I'd like to see the Rock'n'Roll hall of fame.

But when you're done doing whatever
And when you're through, doing whoever
You know Denton County will be right here waiting for youuu-uuuuu..

So COME BACK TO TEXAS
It's just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
And forget all about the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here any-waaaaay.

...well, crap. Now I'm singing this to the tune of Three's Company. Thanks, @HCGLNS.

Amy · Jul 2, 2015

just remember it's all Gasbandit's fault and he is a very bad man.

GasBandit · Jul 2, 2015

But it doesn't even sound remotely like the Three's Company theme!

Bubble181 · Jul 2, 2015

Amy said:
He's EVIL.

The problem with calling him evil is that this would make you the Good Guy. There's at least 3 or 4 issues with that.

Amy · Jul 2, 2015

Bubble181 said:
The problem with calling him evil is that this would make you the Good Guy. There's at least 3 or 4 issues with that.

listen I might be Stalin, but that makes him hitler

Amy · Jul 2, 2015

GasBandit said:
Well, it's a long weekend, and there's no work tomorrow, so it may not be Friday but It's THURSDAAAAAAAY!!

I rest my case

Docseverin · Jul 2, 2015

Is anybody going to the Columbus Clippers Baseball Game this weekend?

GasBandit · Jul 2, 2015

Docseverin said:
Is anybody going to the Columbus Clippers Baseball Game this weekend?

I didn't even know Columbus had a team.

jwhouk · Jul 2, 2015

Posting in an epic thread. :awesome:

Ravenpoe · Jul 2, 2015

The fuck is this thread about?

No editing posts hours after they're made, not all of us can read this forum in real time!

bhamv3 · Jul 2, 2015

I need this entire thread explained to me.

Actually, you know what, I need this entire forum explained to me.

Bubble181 · Jul 2, 2015

Ravenpoe said:
The fuck is this thread about?

No editing posts hours after they're made, not all of us can read this forum in real time!

Sex.

I mean, I don't know either, but that's always a safe bet.

Null · Jul 2, 2015

Amy said:
Yes.

I'm harassing GB in gchat.

Lucky GB. Though to be fair I've been on Skype discussing game design for the last few hours so I wouldn't have been available anyway. Still though.

Amy · Jul 2, 2015

bhamv3 said:
I need this entire thread explained to me.

Actually, you know what, I need this entire forum explained to me.

Amy and Gasbandit are secretly

a JCM alt

Ravenpoe · Jul 2, 2015

Amy said:
Amy and Gasbandit are secretly

Amy said:
secretly

Amy said:
secret

phil · Jul 3, 2015

Are we talking about gas bandit because I played a video game with him once and he was ok at it and we won and that was fun.

Docseverin is cool too if this is about him because maybe it is? I don't know if he can play Raynor as well as GB did though so I guess I'm on the fence still.

Bubble181 · Jul 3, 2015

BErt said:
Ohio is terrible. Columbus, Ohio is double terrible. Bowling for Soup is not good.

Everything is butts.

Three's Company was ok though. Gasbandit is pretty cool too.

This is the drunk thread, right?

Sleep Deprived, I thought.

PatrThom · Jul 3, 2015

Gasbandit is more selfish than he needs to be, more stubborn than any two people need to be, and has grown up convinced that the only person he can rely on to come up with actionable, useful ideas about how to do anything is himself, though the most likely reason for the strength with which he believes this is no doubt due to how often it seems to come true. Also, his shame detector is broken, causing it not to sound the alarm until his situation has progressed deep into the red. Does this make him a bad person? Yes, according to many. But do these characteristics also predispose him to success in positions of responsibility and leadership? Yes, again, and then some. Did he recently get a glimpse at the meaning behind John Donne's words? Probably, and perhaps that'll dull some of the pricklier parts of his personality. I do not begrudge him his predilections, as I have no standing to do so. I do expect that the longer he spends in his cask, the more mellow he will ultimately emerge, though he'll still pack a whallop.

Also, I'm not much of a baseball fan.

--Patrick

Docseverin · Jul 4, 2015

I have tickets to Saturday and Sundays games[DOUBLEPOST=1435987639,1435987569][/DOUBLEPOST]I am at the Hampton Inn in Columbus if you guys want to go

jwhouk · Jul 4, 2015

Meh. They're playing Toledo.

GasBandit · Jul 4, 2015

Docseverin said:
I have tickets to Saturday and Sundays games[DOUBLEPOST=1435987639,1435987569][/DOUBLEPOST]I am at the Hampton Inn in Columbus if you guys want to go

Man, if it were in driving distance, I'd be down for it.

GasBandit · Jul 4, 2015

PatrThom said:
Gasbandit is more selfish than he needs to be, more stubborn than any two people need to be, and has grown up convinced that the only person he can rely on to come up with actionable, useful ideas about how to do anything is himself, though the most likely reason for the strength with which he believes this is no doubt due to how often it seems to come true. Also, his shame detector is broken, causing it not to sound the alarm until his situation has progressed deep into the red. Does this make him a bad person? Yes, according to many. But do these characteristics also predispose him to success in positions of responsibility and leadership? Yes, again, and then some. Did he recently get a glimpse at the meaning behind John Donne's words? Probably, and perhaps that'll dull some of the pricklier parts of his personality. I do not begrudge him his predilections, as I have no standing to do so. I do expect that the longer he spends in his cask, the more mellow he will ultimately emerge, though he'll still pack a whallop.

--Patrick

PatrThom · Jul 4, 2015

GasBandit said:

I tried to write it like a performance evaluation.

--Patrick

fade · Jul 6, 2015

Unless you're a mind reader, you only see what people want you to see in real life, too.

Dave · Jul 6, 2015

Docseverin said:
And now they are better people for having met me. I am just saying that to a degree, this place is like facebook. You only see what people want you to see. Oh sure, maybe some people are slightly more honest here, but it's all the same. Unless you meet somebody in real life and interact with them in different scenarios you know fuck all.

Ask @HowDroll, I'm the same here as I am in real life. And @HowDroll is very different. As I told her (because I have no tact), she's smarter than I ever gave her credit for. She's always been the cute little college girl and she's never really dispelled that. Truth is she's probably one of the smartest people here. And she's a total hipster.

Me? I'm just the old guy.