Your Tv power.

Being the "loser friend" who still manages to have an outrageously high-paying job and date a large number of extremely attractive women despite being a complete mess and awful human being.
 
Being the "loser friend" who still manages to have an outrageously high-paying job and date a large number of extremely attractive women despite being a complete mess and awful human being.
So you want to be a sociopath? I'm pretty sure that's mental illness, not a super power.
 
So you want to be a sociopath? I'm pretty sure that's mental illness, not a super power.
Well what I meant is that despite having no obvious talents or virtues, there's always that one guy who, while regarded as the loser of the group, still has a way better life than most of us ever will. Not the whole "placing no value on the thoughts or feelings of others" thing.
 
Well what I meant is that despite having no obvious talents or virtues, there's always that one guy who, while regarded as the loser of the group, still has a way better life than most of us ever will. Not the whole "placing no value on the thoughts or feelings of others" thing.
Best case is Barny Stinson, worst case is George Costanza, who still had 47 girlfriends over the course of the show
 

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How about the ability to hold up your credentials to a door peephole the exact moment the person on the other side looks through? Daredevil just reminded me of that.
 
How about the ability to have a perfect speech, zippy one-liner, or awesome joke to pull out right when the situation is appropriate? Call it The Churchill Effect or Reverse Jerk Store
 
You guys read my mind! I want to have the super cute, never has roots perfectly done version of my hair when I roll out of bed and eat and drink constantly and be a size 2.

I also think tv cats don't have litter boxes.
 
It'd be nice to skip mundane things when you don't feel like it, like sleeping, going to the bathroom, eating, etc.

Either that or end critical moments in a cliffhanger until I tune in again, gives me lots of time to finish that deadline or easily think of a solution for a (dangerous) problem
 
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