Been there, but due to Salmonella. I also threw up twice on my then gf (now wife). If you throw up on someone and shit yourself in front of them and they stick with you, you marry her.
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
- Thread starter North_Ranger
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Maybe shower first, and then marry.
Good luck! Buy mini ice packs!
Yeah. I knew this. Just never had it happen to me.
The ones he keeps in the formaldehyde?
Oh, yes. <sigh>
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Dammit. I wanted to make that joke.
Groot with a big root?
GasBandit
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It's not the size of the trunk, it's the curve of the bough.
Also it's the crazy of the lady.
It certainly had a major woody, and she must have liked its twig and berries.
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If they do it doggie style, would he bark?[DOUBLEPOST=1427472809,1427472768][/DOUBLEPOST]
FTFM
Why do I have a fuck ton of buckets, but almost no lids? Where do they go to?
It's a question that philosophers through the ages have pondered without success.
Look under your sofa.
I just found a 19 year old, printed, email in my laptop case.
As of today I have an Epipen now in case I get an uncontrollable urge to just scarf down shellfish.
GasBandit
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Yay DST! Making the working man feel like he's goin' home early since 1918!
--Patrick
*insert porn music here*
I don't feel like doing this stupid reference page.
