Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

I went to meet my parents today to go get my kids and got stuck in a snow bank. I had to dig my way out. With my hand injuries and back/neck issues it was a hot mess. I feel like I've been dragged behind a truck. I have a hot date with some muscle relaxants later.

And while I was feeling so awesome I got to the restaurant first with the stuffed bear that the kids asked me to bring. The hostess looks at me and says "So, a table for two then?"
 

GasBandit

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I accidentally fell asleep on the couch last night.

Sitting up.

My back hurts. It hurts so much when I breathe, or move, or even fart.

I need someone to walk on my back SO BAD.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Get that nineteen year old intern with the ass you can bounce a quarter off to help you.
Dude, that was last year, she's long gone.
Plus, pretty sure HR would frown on me asking any female employees half my age for anything of that sort.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
It can't be hard to convince your cat to walk all over you.
The cat has insufficient mass to perform the needed adjustments. I'm considering swinging by the chiropractor I went to when I was in a car wreck years ago, but that'd cost me over 100 bucks just for the one visit.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Well, that was great. Guess who got home from work, flopped onto the couch, and immediately fell asleep for 5 hours? Oigh, this is going to murder my circadian rhythm.
 
In addition to my sore back and neck from the other day, I'm getting sick :( My throat is sore and swelling and my voice is cracking/breaking. I sound ridiculous. Grrrrr. Or I guess Waaaah, seeing as I posted it here.
 

fade

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The wheel on my Mini is bent, thanks to low profile tires and Houston's refusals to fix giant craters in major roadways. Now I get a healthy wobble at 48 MPH.
 
At least you can dodge the craters. Imagine if the whole roadway is buckled.

This doesn't have anything to do with previous whine, btw. Wife's car is 10 years old and a Sebring.
 
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