BananaHands' Terrifying and Terrific Tinder Thread!
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So what you're saying is she doesn't want his meat
OH WELL THEN THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING LOL
As someone who is a fan of the dick, I can say absolutely that a 9 inch penis is more than most can handle. Big cocks are like a beautiful statue. Sure, it's pretty to look at, but I ain't putting that thing inside me.
OH WELL THEN THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING LOL
I also don't think she's 23
Yes, good grammar and intelligent conversation. That's why she's on TINDER.
GasBandit
Staff member
Yeah, them nasolabial creases make me skeptical as well.[DOUBLEPOST=1425075228,1425075090][/DOUBLEPOST]
I got spam e-mail once that said "WATCH HER TAKE 13 INCHES ALL THE WAY IN" and Pauline saw it and got this look on her face like she'd just seen a puppy die... and said "that poor woman."
Is that actually a thing? Can a girl get a bladder infection from going in too deep? I've seen people say so in a similar semi-joking way like you, but I'm somewhat curious.
fade
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*I have several friends that are in the gay furry scene, and fond of the kinds of toys that come from places like bad dragon, whose sizes start at unreasonably large and go up to eulogy. I have a theory as to why diaper play is also such a common kink.
GasBandit
Staff member
There was something on imgur a day or two ago that I didn't bookmark (because who knew THIS TOPIC would come up) that compared rectal prolapse to budding roses, then went on to say how Mother's Day is ruined. I wish I could find it again.
I'm also reminded of this gem from Tumblr:
me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet
sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD
sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD
I read that in monster truck announcer voice... Can't stop giggling.
Great, now I can't either.
I'm reading it in the PowerThirst voice and it's hilarious.
SNAKE EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's no man, I tell you! It's a CHICKEN, a GIANT CHICKEN!
GasBandit
Staff member
Ha, look what I conned a coworker into helping me make.
http://gasbanditry.com/mymusic/devastator.mp3
I got half a mind to make a youtube video with this as the audio.
http://gasbanditry.com/mymusic/devastator.mp3
I got half a mind to make a youtube video with this as the audio.
Yeah, yeah, yeah... if your voice is healthy enough to screw around, it can finish Halforums Academy!
GasBandit
Staff member
I'm WORKIN on itYeah, yeah, yeah... if your voice is healthy enough to screw around, it can finish Halforums Academy!
The last few nights the problem hasn't been my heath or voice.. it's been this stupid ESPN station launch has kept me at work until 8 or 9 every night this week, and I get home and have no energy left to work on HFA2 :/
It's ok. I'm a little over 2 weeks behind on the episodes because of work. Thanks for holding off for me.
--Patrick
Seriously. I know a woman who does furry art, and at one point she put up a picture with one of her female characters looking pained and the words, "IT'S A VAGINA, NOT A TORPEDO TUBE!" in response to a number of requests for "macrophallic" characters.
