The Awesome Videos Thread (with Extra Sauce!)

"Well the Redneck space program is starting to get off the ground, we just need more funding to build a long enough runway to get enough of a running start so we can achieve orbit."

--Patrick
 

Dave

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That's interesting and all, but it ends too soon and I'm not scouring the web for stuff about it.
 
TIL that Rachel from the React channel has been single for three years. Upon learning this himself, this was @GasBandit's reaction:



Oh, and then they had the kids play Super Meat Boy, which was pretty funny:
 

GasBandit

Staff member
A "single" 18 year old doesn't mean "accessible" to a 36 year old. At least, not without a lot more money than I've got :p

Also, she didn't say she's been single for 3 years, just that she's been single on the last 3 valentine's days. I have a hard time believing she hasn't had a boyfriend at some point the rest of those years. If so, the boys around where she is are EEDJITS.
 
A "single" 18 year old doesn't mean "accessible" to a 36 year old. At least, not without a lot more money than I've got :p

Also, she didn't say she's been single for 3 years, just that she's been single on the last 3 valentine's days. I have a hard time believing she hasn't had a boyfriend at some point the rest of those years. If so, the boys around where she is are EEDJITS.
Hey now, I'M dating an 18 year old. Mind you, she's also a mom, which means she's had to grow up a lot faster, but STILL.

Also, I didn't catch that. I sorta skimmed through the video to hear what she said in order to taunt you. :p
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Hey now, I'M dating an 18 year old. Mind you, she's also a mom, which means she's had to grow up a lot faster, but STILL.
Yeah, but you're Canadian, so as I understand it, you probably shined brightly as a prospect in a dating pool mostly populated by moose, beavers and unintelligible stick-waving alcoholics. In Texas, my only shot with an 18 year old is if she desperately needs a green card :p
 

GasBandit

Staff member
This is how they test bulletproof helmets in Russia apparently. Is there not a melon of any sort to be found anywhere in all of Russia?

 

GasBandit

Staff member
If it were a melon would you have watched it and posted it?
I dunno about posting it, but I've watched the Mythbusters do basically that a number of times.


Next up, Terry Crews and Sesame Street teach you what an artist is.
(Wait for it...)

 
That bionic eye has terrible resolution.
If this sort of thing catches on and is proven, I suppose next would be some sort of milliscopic mesh that would make the electrode placement easier, the same way that mosaic tile comes in mesh you just roll out rather than having to place each individual tile.

--Patrick
 
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