Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

GasBandit

GasBandit

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"It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead... Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs."

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AshburnerX

AshburnerX

GasBandit said:
"It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead... Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs."

WHO WANTS ME TO READ THIS AS AN AUDIOBOOK PODCAST?
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GasBandit

GasBandit

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I'm also curious to know if Apeshit was actually good enough to brag "From the author of Apeshit"on the cover of Haunted Vagina.
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

figmentPez said:
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Reminder that I prefer Pez as the shortened version of my screen name, and that the f isn't capitalized in figmentPez.

EDIT: Wow, that guy writes some classy literature...

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I'm curious about Ultra Fuckers. And Zombies and Shit sounds very phoned in, like "Zombies are popular, eh? Fuck it, let's throw something together, then, and see if it sells."
 
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