I just had sex thread

Tinwhistler · Oct 25, 2014

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
Is there a gif that conveys the feeling that everyone is having threeway opportunities but me?

Won't somebody please have a threeway with me?

I don't even really want one, it would just be nice to have been asked

Well, I'd do you...but I don't think my wife knows you well enough..

Officer_Charon · Oct 25, 2014

Tinwhistler said:
Well, I'd do you...but I don't think my wife knows you well enough..

Tin's always prepared with the Sexual Healing...

PatrThom · Oct 25, 2014

Something something flute joke "good with his hands" etc.

--Patrick

Hailey Knight · Oct 25, 2014

PatrThom said:
Something something flute joke "good with his hands" etc.

--Patrick

Don't worry; Nick will be here with a pun before long.

Tinwhistler · Oct 25, 2014

just so long as it's not something about a skin flute.

I've heard it a thousand times.

PatrThom · Oct 25, 2014

Tinwhistler said:
just so long as it's not something about a skin flute.

I've heard it a thousand times.

Well, there's room for at least one more, then.

--Patrick

ThatNickGuy · Oct 25, 2014

Had an amazing date night with my girl tonight. She decided to get all dolled up in a dress...and teased me with stockings, a garter belt, and corset. Of the few fetishes or major turn-ons I have, stockings or knee-high socks or anything similar is a big one for me. Damn that woman.

Went for Indian food and...well, the plan was to go to the theatre and see Gone Girl. Instead, we went back to my place and watched Oculus (fantastic horror movie) and waited...and waited...and waited until my father finally went to sleep.

After that? Well...

Emrys · Oct 25, 2014

Hail the conquering hero!

fade · Oct 27, 2014

The best post sex movie reference is from Cabin Boy: "THESE PIPES... ARE CLEAN!"

ThatNickGuy · Nov 3, 2014

Terrik · Nov 19, 2014

Ravenpoe · Nov 19, 2014

Terrik said:

Sooo... I guess she finally got there?

Terrik · Nov 19, 2014

Ravenpoe said:
Sooo... I guess she finally got there?

Oh, she got there

:awesome:

GasBandit · Nov 19, 2014

I knew a post like that would be coming. I'm glad it's a GIF I don't already have and can steal.

PatrThom · Nov 19, 2014

Terrik said:
Oh, she got there

...and they gorged three times.

--Patrick

Terrik · Nov 24, 2014

Alright, tank's empty. I'm...I'm good now.

GasBandit · Nov 24, 2014

ThatGifWithTheShovelingI'vePostedLikeFourTimesAlready.gif

Ravenpoe · Nov 24, 2014

Terrik said:
Alright, tank's empty. I'm...I'm good now.

Someone get this man some gatorade... Maybe also an IV.

Frank · Nov 29, 2014

In public, after relatively discreet footsie with my junk. Something I've never done before.

Cajungal · Nov 30, 2014

Dang.

Ravenpoe · Nov 30, 2014

Frank said:
In public, after relatively discreet footsie with my junk. Something I've never done before.

You had sex with your junk?

... actually, I suppose that is how it's usually done.

Bumble the Boy Wonder · Nov 30, 2014

Cajungal said:
Bang.

Youre welcome

Bowielee · Nov 30, 2014

Frank · Nov 30, 2014

Is it more or less sexy that she also bought me a 1 kg bag of landyaeger sausages close to the same time?

fade · Nov 30, 2014

Frank said:
Is it more or less sexy that she also bought me a 1 kg bag of landyaeger sausages close to the same time?

Bowielee · Nov 30, 2014

fade said:
View attachment 16778

That only really works as a gif.

BananaHands · Dec 10, 2014

bhamv3 · Dec 10, 2014

*looks for the last time I posted in this thread*

Dammit, my wife and I need to have a talk.

Cajungal · Dec 10, 2014

It is Jake's birthday week. I love Jake's birthday week. ^_^

Officer_Charon · Dec 10, 2014

It'd be the same here... but kids, being the little plague vectors that they are, have infected the wife. :/

Adam · Dec 11, 2014

BananaHands · Dec 11, 2014

I might be posting again tonight - but the work party is open bar so I'll probably post in the "I passed out naked" thread.

Tinwhistler · Dec 11, 2014

had sex. passed out. Woke up. Said to myself "my penis is still in a vagina!". Had sex again.

Jay · Dec 11, 2014

Celt Z · Jan 2, 2015

....whew. Brand new underwear was worth every penny.