It's not rocket science people!

HCGLNS · Sep 5, 2014

Tigger > Pooh
Packers > Cowboys
cheddar > provolone

Thread Necromancer · Sep 5, 2014

HCGLNS said:
Tigger > Pooh
Packers > Cowboys
cheddar > provolone

Seahawks>Any other team>Cheerleaders>Raiders/Cowboys

HCGLNS · Sep 5, 2014

stienman said:
Pfft! Nice one!

...wait, you're serious?

Well, I suppose perfection is beyond even your ability.

drawn_inward · Sep 5, 2014

Hal Forums >>> Hal Jordan

Michael Jordan > Lebron James

College Football >>> NFL

GasBandit · Sep 5, 2014

drawn_inward said:
College Football >>> NFL

NCAA == Satan.

PatrThom · Sep 5, 2014

GasBandit said:
RIAA == Satan.

FTFY

--Patrick

fade · Sep 5, 2014

Guy in accounting == Stan

Terrik · Sep 5, 2014

stienman said:
Rocket science > brain surgery

Unless I get a brain tumor, then I'm totally changing sides on that one.

At that point you'll be lucky to even feel your sides.

...sorry.

drawn_inward · Sep 5, 2014

stienman said:
Physics/Math > Anatomy/Neurology

Unless I get a brain tumor, then I'm totally changing sides on that one.

I would agree with that.

Terrik · Sep 5, 2014

drawn_inward said:
I would agree with that.

I wouldn't, but then again I'm interested in becoming a neurologist.

drawn_inward · Sep 5, 2014

Terrik said:
I wouldn't, but then again I'm interested in becoming a neurologist.

I took Discrete Math and then needed to see a Neurologist. 'Nuff said.

Ravenpoe · Sep 6, 2014

stienman said:
Rocket science > brain surgery

Unless I get a brain tumor, then I'm totally changing sides on that one.

Not me! Brain tumor? Fix it with A LASER FROM SPAAACE!

Terrik · Sep 6, 2014

Nuking from orbit would also get rid of a brain tumor. And the brain. And the person the brain is residing in. And several kilometers of material around that person as well. It may ultimately result in other brain tumors in other people down the line, but that's not really your problem.

HCGLNS · Sep 6, 2014

Paul Newman > all
Cougar > lion
Shark > barracuda
Cheeseburger > hamburger
Hamburglar > Ronald McDonald
Bert > Ernie
Doctor Doom > Darkseid
Paulina Porizkova > Cindy Crawford
Dallas > Dynasty
A-Team > Battlestar Gallactica
Favre > Aikman

ThatNickGuy · Sep 6, 2014

HCGLNS said:
Doctor Doom > Darkseid

HCGLNS · Sep 6, 2014

Did you just post during a new Doctor Who episode?

=sigh=

Now I have to kill you. Slowly. Brace yourself for 578 hours of non-stop Wheel of Fortune with your eyes glued open and a soft hum of Kriss-Kross playing in the background.

Yoshimickster · Sep 6, 2014

Ratchet and Clank > Jak and Daxter
Digimon cartoon > Pokemon cartoon
Philadelphia > Atlantic City
Thick crust pizza> Thin crust pizza
Bizarro > Cyborg Superman
Mechagodzilla > Spacegodzilla

HCGLNS · Sep 6, 2014

Dolly Parton > Taylor Swift
Corrs > Cranberries
Ramones > Sex Pistols
Gretzky > Orr
Old Fashioned > Manhattan

DarkAudit · Sep 7, 2014

WVU>Pitt
Schlitz (60s recipe)>Bud
Vocelli's>Papa John's
Medium>Well done
Community>BBT
Lafayette>American

Terrik · Sep 7, 2014

DarkAudit said:
WVU>Pitt

Nah

Well maybe.

I was born in Pittsburgh, so, ya know.

HCGLNS · Sep 7, 2014

12% > 11%

Terrik · Sep 7, 2014

HCGLNS said:
-12% > 11%

Ha! One little change and everything is topsy-turvy!

HCGLNS · Sep 8, 2014

Black Widow > Wonder Woman
Simpson > Alba
van Gogh > Monet
pickles > cucumber

ThatNickGuy · Sep 8, 2014

HCGLNS said:
Black Widow > Wonder Woman

Nnnnnnnope!

Terrik · Sep 8, 2014

Rye chips > Everything else in Chex Mix.

HCGLNS · Sep 8, 2014

Mmmmm the elusive Chex Mix....

Ravenpoe · Sep 8, 2014

Friend: "I wish I could get a version of Chex Mix that was only the chex pieces."
Me: "....."

GasBandit · Sep 8, 2014

Trail mix - the M&Ms obstacle course.

PatrThom · Sep 8, 2014

Terrik said:
Rye chips > Everything else in Chex Mix.

Available wherever fine snacks are sold.

--Patrick

Ravenpoe · Sep 8, 2014

GasBandit said:
Trail mix - the M&Ms obstacle course.

Any bag of chex mix I get eventually turns into a bag of unwanted pretzels.

fade · Sep 8, 2014

A door to door salesman is invited into an elderly lady's home. She offers him tea, which he accepts. The waiting salesman notices a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table and helps himself. They're good, and eventually, he eats the entire bowl. The lady brings in the tea, and the salesman apologizes for eating the peanuts. The elderly lady says, "Oh that's okay. Since I lost my teeth, I can only suck the chocolate off of them."

drawn_inward · Sep 8, 2014

Ravenpoe said:
Any bag of chex mix I get eventually turns into a bag of unwanted pretzels.

You and my wife can pass the leftover pretzels to me. Do you leave the pizza crust too?

Squidleybits · Sep 8, 2014

Chez mix is wonderful yet elusive up here.

Canon > Nikon. Oh yeah!

sixpackshaker · Sep 8, 2014

Must disagree with Canon.

rac3r_x · Sep 8, 2014

Boardgame Night > Keggers > Weddings > Birthdays > Funerals