Rant VIII: The Reckoning

On a less serious rant, my wife's been planning to go see friends this Friday night, and I said cool, I'll hang out with the rats, watch movies.

She heads out of the bedroom to leave wearing a really sexy outfit, hugs me, leaves.

Like, really sexy.

She said "You could always come with me." Yes, I'd love to go to your friend's house and sit around drinking tea and chanting while all I'm thinking about is how bad I want to take you home.

:fu: Daaaaammmmit.

Well, here's to boys' night at my place. Woo.
 
On a less serious rant, my wife's been planning to go see friends this Friday night, and I said cool, I'll hang out with the rats, watch movies.

She heads out of the bedroom to leave wearing a really sexy outfit, hugs me, leaves.

Like, really sexy.

She said "You could always come with me." Yes, I'd love to go to your friend's house and sit around drinking tea and chanting while all I'm thinking about is how bad I want to take you home.

:fu: Daaaaammmmit.

Well, here's to boys' night at my place. Woo.
I had a boys night in too!

fell asleep before the start of the first period...
 
The only reason why I hate sudden death OT is last night. If you're not paying full attention to the TV, you miss it - and, as a result, you miss the Cup winning goal.

In other news, I'm feeling like I'm about 60 right now, and I'm only 46.
 
I am now a full week over due on this baby.

An ultrasound yesterday revealed she is ice and comfy. Plenty of fluid to rest her weary head in.

An eviction notice is being prepped.
 
Well, my relationship is over. She's moving out of my house. I'm pretty devastated.

I think I'm gonna play Skyrim with a bottle of whiskey.
 

Dave

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Well, my relationship is over. She's moving out of my house. I'm pretty devastated.

I think I'm gonna play Skyrim with a bottle of whiskey.
I'm free tonight if you want to kill some monsters or something in a coop game.
 
"What I asked for was eight thousand milliliters of denatured ethanol. You've bought eight hundred milliliters of isopropyl alcohol. No, no they are not the same thing."
 
Passive aggressive phrasing to emphasize the stupidity of the person.
I thought perhaps he'd gotten it partially right, and just forgotten to add the other seven thousand two hundred milliliters of ethyl alcohol.

...ok, that doesn't really make him sound smarter.

--Patrick
 
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