Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

GasBandit · May 26, 2014

GasBandit · May 26, 2014

LordRendar · May 26, 2014

GasBandit said:
/snip

Yey, I got a -8 chance of getting prostate cancer then. :rofl:

Ravenpoe · May 26, 2014

GasBandit said:

Well, I'm well covered there.

sixpackshaker · May 26, 2014

Ravenpoe said:
Well, I'm well covered there.

PHRASING!

GasBandit · May 26, 2014

GasBandit · May 27, 2014

Ah, a good ol' fashioned demotivational poster.

GasBandit · May 27, 2014

I read somewhere that even today, 1000 people a day learn that Darth Vader is Luke's Father (because people are born every day who still have to learn that). I wonder if the percentage of people in the developed world who realize that the onion is a satire website is growing, or shrinking.

GasBandit · May 27, 2014

Apparently Netflix is suffering a bug that causes it to mix and match pieces of descriptions.

Zappit · May 27, 2014

GasBandit said:
Apparently Netflix is suffering a bug that causes it to mix and match pieces of descriptions.

Really? Because that is exactly how I would do a Taylor Swift documentary.

figmentPez · May 27, 2014

GasBandit · May 27, 2014

What's the most unfortunate thing about this ad?

This girl's name, her sister's name, or the fact that her parents booked a newspaper ad to celebrate her preschool graduation?

figmentPez · May 27, 2014

GasBandit said:
This girl's name, her sister's name, or the fact that her parents booked a newspaper ad to celebrate her preschool graduation?

I dunno, the way some print publications are desperate for ad dollars, this might have been cheaper than buying a card at Hallmark.

GasBandit · May 27, 2014

GasBandit · May 27, 2014

ThatNickGuy · May 27, 2014

I don't know what's more impressive: the length of the list or that it's alphabetized.

Also, YOINK! There's some Dill material right there.

Ravenpoe · May 27, 2014

ThatNickGuy said:
Also, YOINK!

Adding to the list, eh?

I'll let someone else post the mandatory halforums meme.

sixpackshaker · May 27, 2014

I am shocked loping the mule is there...

jwhouk · May 27, 2014

Ravenpoe said:
Adding to the list, eh?

I'll let someone else post the mandatory halforums meme.

(runs in, grabs mic)

"Just like Nick's prom night!"

(drops mic, runs offstage)

Ravenpoe · May 27, 2014

jwhouk said:
(runs in, grabs mic)

"Just like Nick's prom night!"

(drops mic, runs offstage)

He's been waiting his whole life for that moment.

PatrThom · May 27, 2014

I notice "Wrestle the one-eyed serpent of crotch mountain" is not on that list.

--Patrick

ThatNickGuy · May 27, 2014

Ravenpoe said:
He's been waiting his whole life for that moment.

I hate you both. So much.

PatrThom · May 27, 2014

For the last couple hours after seeing that list, Kati has been leaning around her monitor every so often to offer up euphemisms for female masturbation. And I've been retorting with ones I come up with.

I've never regretted our marriage. Never.

--Patrick

GasBandit · May 28, 2014

Crotch Dogs.

GasBandit · May 28, 2014

Bubble181 · May 28, 2014

...errr....Yes? That was the whole point? Is there anyone who didn't know that, going into movie #3? heck, that was known back when only the Real Star Wars Movies had been made.

jwhouk · May 28, 2014

Oh dear God, does that mean that Han and Leia's baby is going to be a SITH LORD?

Hailey Knight · May 28, 2014

PatrThom said:
I notice "Wrestle the one-eyed serpent of crotch mountain" is not on that list.

--Patrick

Aaaand that's the point where I realize I've been sitting on Halforums all morning and need to go do something with my life.

Bubble181 · May 28, 2014

Zero Esc said:
go do something with my life.

Yeah, that one isn't on there either

blotsfan · May 28, 2014

Lucas has always denied that interpretation of the prophecy, saying that for there to be balance there has to be no sith, but I think that's dumb.

GasBandit · May 28, 2014

blotsfan said:
Lucas has always denied that interpretation of the prophecy, saying that for there to be balance there has to be no sith, but I think that's dumb.

Lucas ceased being a credible authority on anything Star Wars when he changed who shot first in the cantina.

Just Me · May 28, 2014

blotsfan said:
Lucas has always denied that interpretation of the prophecy, saying that for there to be balance there has to be no sith, but I think that's dumb.

Yeah, like someone nowadays cares what Lucas says or said.

Sparhawk · May 28, 2014

blotsfan said:
Lucas has always denied that interpretation of the prophecy, saying that for there to be balance there has to be no sith, but I think that's dumb.

Let's see... hundreds of Jedi and two Sith. Seems unbalanced. 2 Jedi, 2 Sith, 2 force probable babies... seems pretty balanced to me. Lucas has shown, he doesn't understand balance.

blotsfan · May 28, 2014

Also, the worst part of it is when yoda says "a prophecy if misinterpreted dangerous consequences would have" or something like that. If Lucas didn't mean it like that, what the hell does that line mean?

Gusto · May 28, 2014

GasBandit said:

Except Anakin didn't really have much to do with it. Clone troopers killed the Jedi, and the younglings Anakin killed could have been killed by anyone.