The EPIC WIN Thread 3: SON OF EPIC

After lord knows how long since I last touched it, I started working on Dill's next adventure again. Yesterday, I wrote a whole new chapter, churning out about 2,300 words. Today, I've already written about 600 and will probably finish this chapter before I stop today.

I'm also rather proud of the reference I just threw in:

“GUILTY! GUILTY!” the synthesized voice continued on ad naseum.
“Oh, slag off, Max Headroom!” I shouted.
KA-BLAM!
 
Confirmation:
@Shegokigo arrives on Monday! She just barely made it in under the March deadline she set.

Side note: Kind of funny she'll be here on April Fools. Preemptive information right now, this is not a joke/prank. She really will be here all week. :D :D :D
Tell her to try the veal!

Just don't harvest it from one of us.
 

figmentPez

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Video interview, featuring me, where I talk about my college's 8th Annual Evening of Shorts


I'm directing one play, and I was playwright for another. Seriously, this is amazing. My name is on the show's poster, twice!

8th Annual Evening of Shorts poster.jpg
 
*starts running around like a chicken with its head cut off*

I have a date! I have a date! I have a date! I have a date! I have a date!

(Who knew Tinder of all places would get me a date? Now, where was I? Oh right.)

IHAVEADATEIHAVEADATEIHAVEADATEIHAVEADATE!
 
*starts running around like a chicken with its head cut off*

I have a date! I have a date! I have a date! I have a date! I have a date!

(Who knew Tinder of all places would get me a date? Now, where was I? Oh right.)

IHAVEADATEIHAVEADATEIHAVEADATEIHAVEADATE!
 
Remember about 3 years ago when I posted about possibly getting an awesome job where I'd be pulling around 33 an hour when I got topped out? Yeah... I just interviewed again after applying again and got called today! YEAH BITCHES! Also there is an up to 15% bonus every year and my dad says his last bonus was 12 grand!
 
A few date details:

So, yeah, I very much like her and it feels like it's mutual. She's huge into zombies, so I wore my Subway parody t-shirt that says "Zombie: Eat Flesh" which she loved so much, she took a picture of me wearing it to show to her sister.
(She later told me her sister replied I was cute, to which she responded, "BACK OFF BITCH, HE'S MINE"! so that's a good sign.)

But yeah, I'm totally smitten. Not only is she a nerdy girl who enjoys comics, but likes horror movies (good lord, that's a rarity among anyone, especially women) AND she's a wrestling fan.

Still, first date, so still not sure. We'll see. :)
 
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Whats the name of this company again?

You know...for science.
Phillips66 as an Operator
Min requirements is HS Diploma starting may is 19.xx for 12 hour shifts and 22.07 for 8 hour shifts a raise a 6mo 1yr 2yr and 3yr your topped out at like 33.xx but you get a cost of living raise every feb
 
Funny little exchange between the two of us earlier tonight on chat. It's harmless enough that she'd probably be okay with me sharing.

Me: Surprised you haven't conked out already.
Her: I knowww. This bed is intoxicating.
Me: Should I be jealous of this relationship you have with your bed? It seems pretty close.
Her:I do sleep with it every night.
Me: You hussy!
Her: But it's platonic love I swear.
Her:ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
Her: I CAN EXPLAIN
Me: YOU CLEARLY HAVE SOMETHING GOING WITH YOUR BED!
Me: I'm not blind! I can see everything.
Me: (Seriously, I had cameras installed while waiting for you.)
Her: Alright fine! You want the truth! Yes. There's something going on! IT GIVES ME THE SUPPORT I NEED
Me: Psh! I give support! I give support all the time! Why, I supported you eating those nachos!
Her: ITS NOT ENOUGH! YOU WERE JUDGING ME! I know that look in your eyes!
Me: Aw baby, don't be like that! You know I support you and your fevered nacho obsession!
Her: you don't care! You don't love me like you used to!
Me: WE JUST MET, YOU IDIOT! :
Her: Oh. Right. *slaps face several times* sorry. Wrong dream sequence.
 
Funny little exchange between the two of us earlier tonight on chat. It's harmless enough that she'd probably be okay with me sharing.

Me: Surprised you haven't conked out already.
Her: I knowww. This bed is intoxicating.
Me: Should I be jealous of this relationship you have with your bed? It seems pretty close.
Her:I do sleep with it every night.
Me: You hussy!
Her: But it's platonic love I swear.
Her:ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
Her: I CAN EXPLAIN
Me: YOU CLEARLY HAVE SOMETHING GOING WITH YOUR BED!
Me: I'm not blind! I can see everything.
Me: (Seriously, I had cameras installed while waiting for you.)
Her: Alright fine! You want the truth! Yes. There's something going on! IT GIVES ME THE SUPPORT I NEED
Me: Psh! I give support! I give support all the time! Why, I supported you eating those nachos!
Her: ITS NOT ENOUGH! YOU WERE JUDGING ME! I know that look in your eyes!
Me: Aw baby, don't be like that! You know I support you and your fevered nacho obsession!
Her: you don't care! You don't love me like you used to!
Me: WE JUST MET, YOU IDIOT! :
Her: Oh. Right. *slaps face several times* sorry. Wrong dream sequence.
You already know 5 words of advice I'm going to give you.
 
I see you Mr 750 ohm resistor with the bad solder joint. Now I will share you with the whole world to prove I am not crazy!
 
HOLY SHIT HONEST TO GOD VISION INSURANCE I GET HONEST TO EFFING GOD VISION INSURANCE!! Like it covers my whole vision exam and up to $150 on frames (20% discount on balance after that) and fully covers regular lenses
 
HOLY SHIT HONEST TO GOD VISION INSURANCE I GET HONEST TO EFFING GOD VISION INSURANCE!! Like it covers my whole vision exam and up to $150 on frames (20% discount on balance after that) and fully covers regular lenses
I guess you didn't...SEE that coming?

Eh? Eh? See? Vision? See?

Hello? *taps the mic* Is this thing on?
 
Ok, I know most people won't understand the gravity of this win. But, for those who do, it will be monumental.

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This is what is known as Founder's Kentucky Breakfast Stout. Aged in oak bourbon barrels for a year, this beer is possibly the hardest beer to get anywhere in the world. I was able to get ONE bottle at my local liquor store, and they only received ONE case of 24. The owner and the employees didn't get a bottle because they didn't put their names on the 'list', which was started over a month ago.

This bottle cost $5. I'm looking to wait two months for it to age properly in the bottle. I've already missed getting this for 3 years, and for beer aficionado's it's likened to being as hard to get as unicorn's blood.

I almost can't believe I have it, even if it is just one.
 
Ok, I know most people won't understand the gravity of this win. But, for those who do, it will be monumental.

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This is what is known as Founder's Kentucky Breakfast Stout. Aged in oak bourbon barrels for a year, this beer is possibly the hardest beer to get anywhere in the world. I was able to get ONE bottle at my local liquor store, and they only received ONE case of 24. The owner and the employees didn't get a bottle because they didn't put their names on the 'list', which was started over a month ago.

This bottle cost $5. I'm looking to wait two months for it to age properly in the bottle. I've already missed getting this for 3 years, and for beer aficionado's it's likened to being as hard to get as unicorn's blood.

I almost can't believe I have it, even if it is just one.
Jealouuuuuuuuuus
 
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