Supervillainous 43

I want to know if the nephew's body is out there, pissing on fire hydrants and trying to hump the other guests' legs.
That would be embarrassing.

On the other hand, the nephew will know now not to mess with Uncle Julius's fancy machines when Uncle J. is not around to supervise.

--Patrick
 
I'm sad that I'd have to choose between all of torture through laughter and vengeance on the cheap. Glad that so you're your own clone doesn't overlap, but it makes scheduling lunch harder.

I think whoever planned the conference is evil.
 
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