New Picture Thread

So I got to meet with a few of the people who worked on Redbull Stratos last night and one of them was a friend of mine from a year or so ago so we took a picture!
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that reminds me of the sailor and the marine going in the restroom both taking a piss, they both finish and the marine goes for the door. The sailor yells "HEY LOOK YOU DIRTY DEVIL DOG WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU PISS!" the marine looks back at him with a smile on his face, "why? I don't piss all over my hands..." and walks out the door.
 
@WasabiPoptart: It's funny, the only time I am smiling is in photos :D. Thank you all for the compliments, you folks are the kindest and most amazing group of people I have had the pleasure of interacting with not in person ;)
And for the ladies, I am multi-talented: bartending like a boss.
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@WasabiPoptart: It's funny, the only time I am smiling is in photos :D. Thank you all for the compliments, you folks are the kindest and most amazing group of people I have had the pleasure of interacting with not in person ;)
And for the ladies, I am multi-talented: bartending like a boss.
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So:
-> Looks of a movie star
-> Decorated officer
-> Jumps without parachutes, sprains ankle
-> Show bartender
-> Social and outgoing
-> Intelligent
-> Humble

Tell me, are you also wealthy? And is your alter ego Batman or Chuck Norris? After a certain point, we'll start making those jokes about you, you know. Out of jealousy.
 
I would like to petition the mods to ban Doc from this thread, on account that his life is too cool and it's making the rest of us look bad.
 
Thats stupid. Give her fertility pills. If my advanced scientific knowledge* is correct, you will be able to get her pregnant with a whole litter of kids.


*Memory of Simpsons episodes
 
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