[Funny] Funny Pictures! (Keep em clean, folks!)

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I'll be honest. Even though I live just north of the border, I don't know all the states, either. I know some, but not very many. Canadian education and all that.
 

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I'll be honest. Even though I live just north of the border, I don't know all the states, either. I know some, but not very many. Canadian education and all that.
But I bet you know which one is Texas, don't you?

But even I mix up Vermont and New Hampshire ALL the time.
 
I can label most of the states. But fuck all of new england, those states are tiny and no one gives a shit.

Same goes for the square states in the midwest that all look alike.
 
I can label most of the states. But fuck all of new england, those states are tiny and no one gives a shit.

Same goes for the square states in the midwest that all look alike.
Actually the "Mid-West" is mostly east of the Mississippi River, figure that one out.
 

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Actually the "Mid-West" is mostly east of the Mississippi River, figure that one out.
Oh, it's easy to figure out. The east coast (particularly New York and New England) thinks itself the center of the universe. So everything else is "west," but Ohio and Indiana are only "mid" west.[DOUBLEPOST=1383346896,1383346597][/DOUBLEPOST]Not "funny" just illustrative of the current topic:

 
Oh, it's easy to figure out. The east coast (particularly New York and New England) thinks itself the center of the universe. So everything else is "west," but Ohio and Indiana are only "mid" west.[DOUBLEPOST=1383346896,1383346597][/DOUBLEPOST]Not "funny" just illustrative of the current topic:

HAHAHAHA oh I get it, red and blue dots, hilarious! Not funny, huh? Oh, you sneak.
 
(pained look)

At the time the United States became a nation, it was actually part of the northwestern section of the country; in fact, the area that eventually made up five (and a half) states was called the Northwest Territories. After the Louisiana Purchase and the War of 1812, it was called the "Midwest" because it was closer to the original 13 colonies than the large purchase of land. Thus, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Indiana and Illinois are usually called the Midwestern States. (Iowa is sometimes thrown in to the mix because of the Big Ten and because we feel sorry for them.)

This is sometimes the reason why people refer to Washington/Oregon/Idaho as the Pacific Northwest.
 

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I just got an e-mail from my Dad that has this picture, and is followed by:

GasBandit's Dad said:
Steam me up, Scotty!

Make it soup.

Captain's Lob: Ster Date 10.31.2013

The brine must be drawn HERE!

Set phasers to krill.

His greatest regret as a Starfleet captain was losing the
love of his life. Once he lobster, he never flounder again.


Live long and lobster.

Go figure. Kirk has sex with dozens of space babes and
I'm the one to catch crabs.


THIS is why Romulan ale is illegal.

Butter. Drawn. Hot.

Star Trek: The Next Crustacean

Lobster Newborg?

Who's the crusher now, Wesley?

Captain Jean-Luc Pinch-ard

But my agent said I'd be playing a Mobster!

He's wearing red. This won't end well for him.

Assimilated by the Zoidborg.

Dammit Q! I said I wanted to EAT at Red Lobster!

Picard to transporter room: very funny.

Red alert! All Hands to Battle Crustaceans!

So I ordered, "Set course thru the Crab Nebula. What's
the worst that could happen?"


(For the TRUE Trekkie, a VERY obscure allusion! Bragging
rights to the eternal virgin who can give actor and episode! ;0)
Old Bay and Butter at Tanagra, when the shells fell!


Maybe you can't catch crabs from the toilet seat, but I'd
be careful in the bathtub,


When a lobster uses all the hot water, is he being shellfish?

Award for best Halloween costume goes to . . .
the lobster with the Patrick Stewart mask!
 
(For the TRUE Trekkie, a VERY obscure allusion! Bragging
rights to the eternal virgin who can give actor and episode! ;0)
Old Bay and Butter at Tanagra, when the shells fell!
Episode is Darmok, character is Captain Dathon played by Paul Winfield. (The actors name I did have to look up)
 

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Bah I call bullcrap. They said that line like 400 times in that episode. Everyone who saw it remembers.
 
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