[Funny] Funny Pictures! (Keep em clean, folks!)

GasBandit · Aug 8, 2013

MindDetective said:
C. Darwin? Paging Charles Darwin to the rednecks with a crane.

Bah, you know the seat is a deadman switch. That's why he has to stay seated on it. So if anything goes wrong and he falls off, the motor stops.

sixpackshaker · Aug 8, 2013

GasBandit said:
Bah, you know the seat is a deadman switch. That's why he has to stay seated on it. So if anything goes wrong and he falls off, the motor stops.

I want to see them trim the sides of the shrubs...

GasBandit · Aug 8, 2013

sixpackshaker said:
I want to see them trim the sides of the shrubs...

I think they consult with this guy, though he hasn't got all the kinks worked out yet.

PatrThom · Aug 8, 2013

GasBandit said:
I think they consult with this guy, though he hasn't got all the kinks worked out yet.

I will call him, "Lawnmower Man."

--Patrick

GasBandit · Aug 9, 2013

PatrThom · Aug 9, 2013

Looks like somebody is immediately regretting their decision.

--Patrick

Emrys · Aug 9, 2013

I would be more worried about where the back claws are.

GasBandit · Aug 9, 2013

Yeah, that's why the Pet Spa was invented.

Espy · Aug 9, 2013

I say this as a (former) cat owner. Thats the funniest thing I've ever seen.

DarkAudit · Aug 9, 2013

Posted here before, but bears repeating:

Hailey Knight · Aug 9, 2013

"in one smooth movement"

HAAAAAAAA

GasBandit · Aug 9, 2013

Hey.. wait.. that's not funny.

Terrik · Aug 9, 2013

Whoa.

North_Ranger · Aug 10, 2013

Mind. Blown.

klew · Aug 10, 2013

You can do the same with by swapping The Matrix with The Little Mermaid and Top Gun with the Moon Landing.

PatrThom · Aug 10, 2013

For that matter, if you want to really stretch it, Star Trek: The Motion Picture is closer to It's a Wonderful Life than it is to Star Trek: Into Darkness.

--Patrick

Hailey Knight · Aug 10, 2013

Something something old.

I still haven't seen Top Gun. And I really need to because it's referenced so much.

Frank · Aug 10, 2013

It's been longer from the 90's Spider-Man cartoon to now, than it was the first time I watched the 60's series as a kid.

Fuuck.

Cheesy1 · Aug 10, 2013

GasBandit · Aug 12, 2013

Often, I've wondered how it came to pass that I found myself unshackled from the constraining grip of morality, of "good" as the laypeople call it. Looking back, it is now so obvious. It can all be traced back to when I started parting my hair on the right.

blotsfan · Aug 12, 2013

Nah. I part my hair to the left and I don't read scripture, I think plenty of dirty thoughts, and I enjoy Nickelback.

Gusto · Aug 12, 2013

Haha, just like that evil guy, I also wear plain white T-shirts and ~~look like I just caught someone farting~~ have Resting Bitch Face.

GasBandit · Aug 12, 2013

Rarh! Violence! Pornography! The rock music! Yah! Blah!

Eriol · Aug 12, 2013

I had my hair parted from the right for decades. I guess that explains a lot. Or something.

Espy · Aug 12, 2013

Wait, Nickelback isn't music.

PatrThom · Aug 12, 2013

Penny Dreadfuls, Nickelback, Dime-bag Darryl, Quarterflash, Sixpence None the Richer.

Hmm. Time to change the subject.
This thread is now about cat hat dude.

--Patrick

Emrys · Aug 13, 2013

Why do I have the feeling that cat is mentally controling him?

strawman · Aug 13, 2013

Emrys said:
Why do I have the feeling that cat is mentally controling him?

Because only someone being controlled by their cat would act as a cat pedestal?

Emrys · Aug 13, 2013

stienman said:
Because only someone being controlled by their cat would act as a cat pedestal?

It's the first step of cat world domination.

Eriol · Aug 13, 2013

Emrys said:
It's the first step of cat world domination.

That would be quite a catastrophe.

Emrys · Aug 13, 2013

Bones · Aug 13, 2013

Bones is Imagining Emrys with a doom weasel on each shoulder and a big one on her head calling the shots.

Gryfter · Aug 13, 2013

Bones said:
Bones is Imagining Emrys with a doom weasel on each shoulder and a big one on her head calling the shots.

In other words... Tuesday.

Emrys · Aug 13, 2013

Gryfter said:
In other words... Tuesday.

LordRendar · Aug 13, 2013

Eriol said:
That would be quite a catastrophe.

That pun was so bad that after reading it,it left me catatonic