Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

Not being a lizard doesn't stop you from doing any of this.

Go. Chase your dream.
Poe, you just told Yoshi.. Like, nothing against Yoshi here, but, I mean, if there's one forumite who's going to do this, let's face it, it's him, and you've just greenlighted that behaviour.

I mean... How could possibly think... of something so awesome?!

You'd better put that on YouTube, Yosh.
 
Poe, you just told Yoshi.. Like, nothing against Yoshi here, but, I mean, if there's one forumite who's going to do this, let's face it, it's him, and you've just greenlighted that behaviour.

I mean... How could possibly think... of something so awesome?!

You'd better put that on YouTube, Yosh.
Youtube? I wouldn't expect anything less than the big screen for this! Tales of a lizard man: The Yoshimickster story. A 120 minute biopic, featuring me trying to be a lizard. Coming sooner or later to select theaters.
 

figmentPez

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My only class this morning was canceled, so I woke up this morning for nothing.

On the plus side, all I've got left this semester are three finals on Wednesday.

I'm going to go take a nap.
 
My only class this morning was canceled, so I woke up this morning for nothing.

On the plus side, all I've got left this semester are three finals on Wednesday.

I'm going to go take a nap.
Three on one day? Brutal. At my university you weren't allowed to write more than 2 in a day; they'd make a special exemption for you if it ended up being the case that you'd have more (although they worked hard to schedule it that such conflicts didn't occur, which is pretty impressive).
 

figmentPez

Staff member
Three on one day? Brutal. At my university you weren't allowed to write more than 2 in a day; they'd make a special exemption for you if it ended up being the case that you'd have more (although they worked hard to schedule it that such conflicts didn't occur, which is pretty impressive).
It's a community college and the finals actually don't have much weight my grade at this point. If I did my math correctly, my History 1302 grade will drop to a B if I don't get at least a 60 on the final; it's <9%* of the total grade and my professor gave us a study sheet that roughly matches the questions on the final. I haven't even bothered to figure out any numbers for Sociology 1301 or Drama 1351. The Sociology final should be a breeze considering that I've gotten 100% on the last 3 quizzes, even though I haven't had time to read the chapters. The final for acting is presenting the same monologue that I used to audition for the Evening of Shorts. The only way something goes wrong there is if one of the "guests" my teacher will have present is bizarrely someone I'm a fan of, and it's much more likely to be the Artistic and Technical directors from the college, or some other staff.

In reality, my semester is pretty much over, I just have to show up on Wednesday and do something. If there were anything riding on this I'd have put it in a different rant thread.

*EDIT: fixed thanks to Ravenpoe
 
Three on one day? Brutal. At my university you weren't allowed to write more than 2 in a day; they'd make a special exemption for you if it ended up being the case that you'd have more (although they worked hard to schedule it that such conflicts didn't occur, which is pretty impressive).
Same for me. All 3 ended up on one day, I was given the option to move one of them to another day, but since one of them was "intro to programming" and was basically a prereq I couldn't test out of, I elected to get them all out of the way at once.

--Patrick
 

figmentPez

Staff member
From context, I'm going to assume you meant less than, whereas > means greater than.
Yes! I frequently get those backwards. There's a reason why I wasn't taking a math class my first semester back. I'm kind of dreading those. I'm terrible at Algebra. Give me non-algebraic geometry and I'm fine, but I can't solve algebraic equations worth a damn.
 
In Seriousness, I've heard that people who suck at algebra end up having an easier time with Calculus, and vice versa. Whether this is true I cannot ascertain.
 
My aunt and uncle came over yesterday and they brought their grand-kid Robbie...whom I had to spend time with while they were hanging out with my parents. I'm not saying he's a bad kid, but he would not STOP saying Derp and it was annoying. "Derp derp derp derp-AH WHAT THE DERP!" he would say while we were playing Super Smash Bros. I at least got him to stop calling me noob so a little progress there.
 
Walked right into that one I did. UNINTENTIONAL SET-UP MASTER!

I really can't stress enough how glad I am that he stopped calling me noob, because maybe he'll stop calling everybody in the younger age group of our family noobs. It gets taxing.
 
Have a...job interview? Thing? Tomorrow. At my current job, and it's to maybe possibly qualify to give a course about once a month - just one or two days.
On the one hand, excited and looking forward to it, on the other hand, I've been badly treated in this company as far as advancement goes (which is not just entitlement, but I don't want to elaborate right now :p), and it's likely to lead to jack squat.
On the other hand, if it does go through, I'll jsut use it as yet another reason to stay in this dead-end job a little longer, search for a new job a little less, and so on. Don't have motivation or eneergy to actively job hunt right now, but still - I should and I know myself, I'll take any excuse to postpone. This will just be another excuse and I'm afraid it won't be valuable in the long run. Teaching a course (on digital communication and holding such beauties as "Our good old floppy disc is slowly being replaced by the CD-ROM" and "on line, that is, through cables, or off line, on a floppy or a ZIP-drive". Worst part is, this course was last updated 2010, so there's really no exxcuse for being this out of date and/or flat-out wrong.

Anyway, have to give a presentation tomorrow, so now I have to prepare a half-hour or so class. Not the biggest of things, but it's in less than 12 hours and my motivation is nowhere to be found. If I can't even get myself together for this little thing, how'm I supposed to ever properly deal with the stress of a real job interview? And so, I feel crappy for not doing it, can't properly do it because I feel crappy, and it pushes me deeper into feeling pretty much too stressed out by nothing at all to actually deal with something, which just makes the molehill seem more like a mountain and is just another postponement mechanism in action. I swear it's not just laziness, but....Gah. I may have to develop a coping mechanism other than escapism in books/tv/games/forums.
 
I've only had shitty tequila and my experience with it does not behoove me to spend big buxx for the top-shelf stuff.
 
Yeah I think I'm done with it too. I have basically no voice. I've drank a ton of cheap liquor and never had anything like this.
 
We had snow and sub zero temperatures last week. This week, we've already broken a heat record at 30 (86 F) degrees in the start of May.

FUCK YOU. Can't acclimatize to this shit.
 
The interview went good, the test lesson thingie went great - they were surprised I didn't have more teaching experience, they want me to possibly give another course and also teach the same ones in French as well as Dutch (which would bring it to a whopping 4 days a month maximum :p). For some reason I'm an introvert who can actually speak in front of an audience (and I like it while doing it - the preparation is way more stressy).
Whine? Now I have to get accreditation from the Ministry of State. Once again, NATO clearance, copies of my degrees, background chek by Secret Service, blahdiblah - all of which they already have since I've already got a higher clearance than the one I need for teaching, but since it's a different function they need to do it all over again. Expected administrative delay: 6 to 9 months if nothing's wrong. Last time I had to wait a bit over a year (Fraternities count as possibly dangerous to the State, yay). By the time I get accreditation and then finish the other legally required stuff (train the trainer etc - useful and interesting, but it takes a while), we'll be over a year down the road. GAH. I hope to have another job by then.
 

fade

Staff member
We had snow and sub zero temperatures last week. This week, we've already broken a heat record at 30 (86 F) degrees in the start of May.

FUCK YOU. Can't acclimatize to this shit.
Funny. We've had the opposite problem. We broke a low on Sunday morning in Houston. It was 42F, which is virtually unheard of in May.
 

Cajungal

Staff member
Funny. We've had the opposite problem. We broke a low on Sunday morning in Houston. It was 42F, which is virtually unheard of in May.
Same thing is happening here! It was 55 degrees all morning yesterday, and it was wonderful. Maybe... just maybe... we're in for a mild summer? Ah, who am I kidding?
 
Based on one report of one -yes, singular- bed bug sighting, from one unit over a week ago, and no other reports, my building has gone to

DEFCON MOTHERFUCKING FIVE

and is spraying every suite in the building today with pesticides. It took me forever to get prepped, and I'm gonna have to be up half the night doing laundry. I got to work late, I'm tired and cranky. But I guess it beats having bedbugs.
 
Yeah as annoying as that sounds, it is better than bedbugs. I saw the "Green porno" of how bedbugs mate a few years ago on the Daily show, no way would I want those things in my bed.
 
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