I now have a come back!
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
- Thread starter North_Ranger
- Start date
So did He.
So that's your preferred method of birth control? Risky!
That's my fetish...
Guys...Jet has this costume box and one of the items init was a costume ring.
He just cmae out, stark naked in a cape...with the ring on his penis.
He said it was time I saw his true power.
I...I just...is this normal?
That's not the worst of it...his penis got stuck because I guess all the, um, blood went to that area? I had to use, ugh, lube to get it off.
I...oh my god.
He just cmae out, stark naked in a cape...with the ring on his penis.
He said it was time I saw his true power.
I...I just...is this normal?
That's not the worst of it...his penis got stuck because I guess all the, um, blood went to that area? I had to use, ugh, lube to get it off.
I...oh my god.
fade
Staff member
This is the hardest I've actually LOLd at something on the internet in a long, long time.
I feel like she already has a lot of those.Something else you can hold over his head in later years for when his future SO comes to visit.
Each one filed and coded to cause just the right amount of embarrassment when trotted out.
I've had the Battle Hymn of the Republic stuck in my head for days and am listening to it on repeat at work now.
GasBandit
Staff member
The original version or the Civ 1 American theme minor key version (about 1:44 in this video)? Cause the latter gets stuck in my head all the time.
Nah, more like this. But man, that does bring back memories.
With me, it was always the Russian theme... I freaking DOMINATED as Russia in Civ1
Every year at my son's school the 1st and 2nd graders go on a camping trip at a campground on the north shore. Mr. Wasabi is with them. Not only does he have Noah to chaperon, but one of Noah's friends is also his charge for the next 3 days since the boy's father is overseas. That leaves me and Lily at home. We already went to the beach and had an at-home pedicure after lunch. I'm planning to do some homework and watch a little anime tonight. Tomorrow I'll get to sleep a little late, then we're going to a friend's house for coffee and a playdate. Alone time can be awesome! As long as it's not for long. Three weeks into a deployment and I'm a basket case.
GasBandit
Staff member
In other news, make your final peace.
I really hate the new design of Kotaku.So much,that I probably wont visit it again.
fade
Staff member
Did you ever finally realize who someone looks like after puzzling over it for ages? Have you ever been immediately disappointed about who it was? I did that this morning. There's this guy I work with--straight up Texan type, but I finally realized this morning who he's been reminding me of... and it's the ugly stepsister from the Shrek movies.
GasBandit
Staff member
Yeah, I mostly stopped reading Kotaku and its sister sites when they did that site redesign a year or two ago, but occasionally a link still sends me there.
GasBandit
Staff member
Toy Story and The Walking Dead - the same story.
