Remember folks, March 14th is Steak and BJ Day (Now NSFW)
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let me guess what happens next, he fixes the cable?
GasBandit
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But how do you get them back on the farm after, am I right?
My wife has bronchitis and is hocking up several lungs' worth of fluid.
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OOOOOHHH YEEEEAHHH, BABYYYYYY
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OOOOOHHH YEEEEAHHH, BABYYYYYY
My wife has bronchitis and is hocking up several lungs' worth of fluid.
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OOOOOHHH YEEEEAHHH, BABYYYYYY
Phlegm is nature's lube.
Bleh. If my husband brought me that crap he'd never get a blow job.
S&BJ day also happens to be my anniversary. Double Whammy.
GasBandit
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I am in no position to speculate on the myriad vagaries of what turns halforumites proverbial "cranks" and what does not. Suffice it to say that there are probably many more women in the developed world that like such trifles. Your particular iconoclasm is your own concern.
If I brought home flowers and chocolate on Valentine's Day...
Wife: "Baaaaa."
Me: "What?"
Wife: "Baaaa. I'm speaking your language. Because you're a sheep."
Wife: "Baaaaa."
Me: "What?"
Wife: "Baaaa. I'm speaking your language. Because you're a sheep."
If that's exactly the sort of thing she says on a regular basis, I now love your wife.
Oh yeah, she's a
If I brought home flowers and chocolate, all I would hear is "Why would you waste money on flowers?"
To be fair, that's just because that's the only English phrase she knows.
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When I hear people talk about Valentine's day sheep, etc, I think of this Oatmeal.
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