You'd be dead before you could put the lid back down.
[Funny] Funny Pictures! (Keep em clean, folks!)
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Hm. Are we sure these are poisonous spiders? If they're not, then, hey, they'll kill all the other bugs in your house.
Non poisonous spiders are more than welcome in my house, so long as they stay out of my view, but once they come out in the open, they're dead.
This is my view, but with the idea that if they break the social contract and are seen by me, or come into my shower, I will kill them dead dead dead dead.
GasBandit
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..... ok, even with that explanation it took me a minute to remember the mnemonic for the distributive property was FOIL (first outer inner last). Guess it's been a long time since 9th grade algebra.
Math!
It makes pictures funny!
It makes pictures funny!
That's the one. Those are everywhere here.
And it can be a flash animated spider that crawls across the screen at random times while browsing the forum.
figmentPez
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Is the hammer your penis?
Why would you smash a perfectly good quarter?
[DOUBLEPOST=1361658723][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, if you want "Eww..." then you'll want something like this:
--Patrick
This ain't news to me, most products have dead bugs/arachnids in them! They just have a cap on how many they can put in. If your lucky you won't notice it, but chances are if you've bought any big label product in the past month, YOU'VE EATEN BUG!
Oh don't tell me your an anti-arachnite! Do you know how much they've struggled?!
Probably about as much as the scorpion did as he was fried alive before I ate him.
But the point here is SPIDERS.
SPIDERS are our enemy.
SPIDERS can not be trusted.
Walking down a forest trail, enjoying your day? SPIDER IN THE FACE.
Washing your dishes while casually looking out the window? SPIDER CRAWLING UP THE DRAIN.
Sitting down on the throne with a good book? SPIDERS will crawl up into your ass and lay eggs.
Let me answer that for him. Any time an evil, multi-legged hellspawn has been fried and eaten, it can only taste like one thing: victory.
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