How To Properly Eat a Burger?

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I don't know if it'd beat Chipotle, but that stuff does look great Calleja.

And I'm not trying to troll. I really love Chipotle. Like it's one of my top 5 places to eat.
 
I don't know if it'd beat Chipotle, but that stuff does look great Calleja.

And I'm not trying to troll. I really love Chipotle. Like it's one of my top 5 places to eat.
I love Chipotle. They should just call that place "burritos as big as your head"
 
Chipotle is great, I've actually been there... but it's really not "mexican food" it's more like "mexican-inspired food", which is I think the point I've been trying to make in this thread all along. And there's obviously nothing wrong with that, we all obviously enjoy non-italian pizza and non-japanese sushi (lots of sushi types have avocado down here), but with mexican food the difference is the average person DOES think mexicans eat like they do in Chipotle, and that I do want to... I dunno, raise awareness to?

Think of me as the LIVESTRONG of mexican food, raising awareness for actual non-americanized mexican delicacies. MEXSTRONG. SHITSTRONG.
 
What is this "Freebirds", and why don't I have one near me?
They are growing. Just a few years ago they only had two locations in College Station. Since they are expanding and I live fairly close to College Station... I want to know why there is not one near me either.
 

GasBandit

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They've spread from Missouri to California. Hopefully soon you can all taste what Chipotle was trying to accomplish.
 
Everything I've read in this thread has lead me to believe that JULIO'S BARRIO is the most authentic Mexican food I could ever hope to eat.

20 bucks for a couple of fajitas? YES PLEASE!
 
What's that? JULIO'S BARRIO serves Coronas upside down in a big lime margarita?

Isn't that the national beverage of Mexico?
 
What's that? JULIO'S BARRIO serves Coronas upside down in a big lime margarita?

Isn't that the national beverage of Mexico?
It..... actually is, yeah. Corona is as big as Coca-Cola down here.

And, at least until a few years ago, Mexico consumed more Coca-Cola per capita than the US did.
 
Oh Jesus, really? I kind of assumed it was like Fosters in Australia. The garbage you exported to the rest of the world.
 
Wait, I meant Corona, margaritas aren't THAT popular, not as much as beer.

And if you put lemon(lime, whatever the fuck you call the small green ones) on a beer, you'd get your head cut off and your body hanging from an overpass.

Unless you make a michelada:


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Oh Jesus, really? I kind of assumed it was like Fosters in Australia. The garbage you exported to the rest of the world.
I should have said that MODELO, the maker of Corona, is as big as Coke down here... Corona, although very much best seller even here, yes, is definitely not the best beer they make.
 
Le sigh... the Mex left before the announcement from the head of Taco Bell that Cool Ranch is coming soon to a Dorito's Loco Taco near you.
 
You what is just a weird way to eat a burger? With wheat bread. It doesn't taste bad, but it doesn't feel right either.
Instead of calling it a burger when eating off of sliced bread, call it a patty melt. It feels less weird that way, though I believe the more common type of bread used for a patty melt is dark rye, not whole wheat.[DOUBLEPOST=1359490927][/DOUBLEPOST]
Hidden Valley is not an actual ranch.
I think it may be more accurate to say that, instead, Hidden Valley is only an actual ranch for certain values of Hidden Valley and certain values of ranch.

Hidden Valley Ranch, WA
 

figmentPez

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I've also had burgers on waffles, blueberry bagels, english muffins, sourdough, tortillas, naan and hawaiian sweet rolls. There's a lot of types of bread that burgers taste good on.

I've yet to try a croissant, though. Or a doughnut. Or a cinnamon roll.
 
They really do, my favorite are those awesome onion bagels.

Now with wheat bread its not the taste its mostly how I have a history of my burgers slipping out of the bread. Buns and bagels though are more secure which I like in a sandwich.

I've yet to try a croissant, though. Or a doughnut. Or a cinnamon roll.
Is that illegal? I feel like thats illegal. What am I thinking of?
 
Doughnuts are what variants of the Lutherburger are made out of.

The one main component of the Lutherburger (named for the late Luther Vandross) was that, instead of putting all the cheese and burger patties on a bun, you put it on a Krispy Kreme doughnut.

I have never had the urge to have a hamburger of any kind on a doughnut. I've had them on bagels, though.
 

GasBandit

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I'm too afraid of what would become of me once I had tasted the Luther to actually allow myself to taste it even once.
 
I'm too afraid of what would become of me once I had tasted the Luther to actually allow myself to taste it even once.
It's delicious.

I did it once to try it, learned just how ridiculous delicious it was and vowed to never eat it again for the same reason you won't eat it. I would weigh 700 pounds before I could stop.
 

figmentPez

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My problem has never been liking one thing so much I can't stop. It's liking so many things I can't eat everything I have a craving for.
 
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