The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
- Thread starter North_Ranger
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May we one day drink in the halls of the foreverbros.
Hnnn, you make me sound like I'm awesome. You're too sweet. *HUGSS*
It's just that any spare time I have, I like to spend with my hubby.
Plus, you know, my phone phobia.
Can CPS be called while the child is still in womb?
Seriously, though. I'm not pregnant. I'm not skeezy.
I LOATHE speaking on the phone as well, Kags, we truly are kindred.Hnnn, you make me sound like I'm awesome. You're too sweet. *HUGSS*
It's just that any spare time I have, I like to spend with my hubby.
Plus, you know, my phone phobia.
no, but seriously, it's 2013 people, can we get with the times. YOU CAN TEXT ME WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME
Kindreds4life.
I do okay once you actually get me on the phone. My biggest problem is that I'm such a visual talker. I like to see people that I'm talking to and I use a lot of gestures to talk, so if you can't see what I'm doing, you may miss things...
YESSs, yess!! All the alerts!!
But, seriously, I'm right there with you.
But, seriously, I'm right there with you.
I just thought that is what helped you get pregnant.
I thought about making an AMA thread, but there are so many now. I don't think anyone has any questions left to ask me. Hmmm, I just, can't decide.
I think I'll wait til it dies down and then...POUNCE!!
I think I'll wait til it dies down and then...POUNCE!!
figmentPez
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I say wait a few weeks, let the other threads drop off of the front page. I'm sad that this flood of AMAs started when I'm so busy with other stuff. I haven't had time to read them while I"m getting ready for classes to start on Monday. I really want to know about my fellow forumites, but I can't read so many posts in such a short time.
Do what I did and have Bumble make one for you without permission.
North_Ranger
Staff member
Don't worry about the AMAs, folks... Just put them up if you feel like it. I read and post in the ones I'm interested in, and leave the rest for later.
I feel like half of my face is sick. Like, half my throat is sore, one nostril is plugged, I have a headache one side...
Fuck you, body.
Fuck you, body.
North_Ranger
Staff member
Flu. On antibiotics. TOTAL loss of voice, save for a soft, whinging whisper.
We're friends now.
We weren't friends before this? 
Hey, I gotta have standards, lady. Arbitrary Batman villain comparison standards that I didn't know existed until now.
I'm so excited! My friends and I are having a James Bond party for the release of Skyfall. Annnndd...we're totally dressing up. The guys are going to wear suits, look extra dapper. Nate bought a shoulder holster and some toy guns. The girls are wearing fancy party dresses, heavy makeup. Eee, excite! I bought my party dress yesterday and I seriously can't wait to wear it.
Did I tell you guys I have awesome friends?
Did I tell you guys I have awesome friends?
Why must you shove it in our faces?? WE CAN'T ALL HAVE FRIENDS
I'm sorry.
You could dress up and then we could swap pic's and and...
Okay no, that probably wouldn't be as awesome as it is in my head...
I suddenly was picturing Bumble the Boy Wonder in a party dress...
Why is everyone doing this lately
You'd make a decent transvestite?
Only decent?
Don't want to get hopes too high. What if your legs turn out to be misshapen and lumpy?
I could never be a drag-queen. Not because I wouldn't look fabulous but it just looks like an expensive and exhausting a life-style to me. Make-up, nice clothes, singing lessons, being friends with substitute teachers from Texas, its just a hassle!
Also according to this banner ad I'm missing a plug-in! Thank you banner-ad that is clearly not lying.
Also according to this banner ad I'm missing a plug-in! Thank you banner-ad that is clearly not lying.
I hate it when you're taking a shower and the shower curtain won't leave you alone. Like, you push it away, 'No, curtain, I need my space.' but it just suctions back to you without a pause. Stop shower curtain, stop.
It's probably upset you refuse to spell its name right.
Haha, to right, I'm too tired to even care.
BUT I shall edit it, just for you.
BUT I shall edit it, just for you.
We rent, so changing anything isn't in the cards for us. We have talked about getting a curved rod before...we're just lazy.
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I am deathly afraid of shower doors ever since my daughter was 2. The tiny plastic piece that holds the bottom in place came loose, and the heavy door plunged down, sharp corner first right between her legs. I had nightmares for a week about the corner hitting her, or the glass shattering as it fell. Geez, I can't even type this.
When I was 2, I fell into my parents' bathtub and cut my right eyebrow open on the track for the shower door. The scar confounds anyone who has every tried to wax/shape my eyebrows.