AMA: The Mex Edition

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I swear on Thor's hammer Mjolnir that there used to be an old AMA thread for me already, but I guess it got nuked with that section?

So seeing as we're having so much fun with these, let's bring it on! ¡PREGÚNTENME CUALQUIER COSA!
 
Well. That's the ultimate question, isn't it?

I just wish we knew of some sort of ultimate... answer. Like, the answer to WHY. The answer to life, the universe and everything. That would be good.

Oh! I know! let's ask Google!





....huh
 
DC girls or Marvel girls?
Hmm. I'm a Marvel guy through and through, but there's just SOMETHING about the original Batgirl/Oracle. Barbs, my love.[DOUBLEPOST=1357948073][/DOUBLEPOST]
You're given 5 minutes alone with Enrique Peña Nieto. What do you do?
Wow. Huh. I... I'd like to PUNCH the guy, but I feel that would be a waste of those 5 minutes. I'd have to smuggle in a voice recorder and try to steer the conversation into him admitting something awful that could get him impeached. That's what I would try to do, at least.[DOUBLEPOST=1357948115][/DOUBLEPOST]
Why is your English so good, but your Spanish so bad?
Es una premisa interesante la que postulas, pero te aseguro que mi nivel lingüistico en mi idioma natal está bastante por arriba del promedio.[DOUBLEPOST=1357948201][/DOUBLEPOST]
Your butt itches. I mean that really deep, frustrating itch that's going to take some digging. Are you willing to do it in public?
I've kinda done so. :ninja:

The trick is to do it stealthily, check if there's no one behind or you're "looking" for something in your pocket but.. yeah, when it's too much to take I just run to the bathroom.
 
Es una premisa interesante la que postulas, pero te aseguro que mi nivel lingüistico en mi idioma natal está bastante por arriba del promedio.
If you say so, but I still had to translate this into English to understand what you were saying.
 
Choose your favorite Mexican food. Now, choose your favorite non-Mexican food. In this thought experiment, imagine each as a mighty warrior, both with their strengths and weaknesses. Who wins?
 
Choose your favorite Mexican food. Now, choose your favorite non-Mexican food. In this thought experiment, imagine each as a mighty warrior, both with their strengths and weaknesses. Who wins?
Tacos al Pastor. It's hard to beat a true delicacy such as that. I know, it sounds cliche "Oh, a taco!" but believe, it's not just any taco.

It's al pastor.

My favorite non-Mexican food would be a tossup between sushi and pizza. It's hard to choose from those. Can I choose beer instead? Let's go with beer, it's got calories.

So, Taco al Pastor vs Beer. Well, the taco has the home advantage down here, true, but beer's got way more fans so that's moot. Beer's cold and tacos are warm, but I'm afraid the beer would make the taco cold and soggy whereas I'd still drink a beer with pastor bits floating in it (mmmmmm, chunky)... so the beer defeats the taco.

That was a fucking fun question :D
 
You wake up one day and you're back in 8th grade. You have all the memories you have now.

WHAT DO YOU DO?
Oh wow. Let's see, 8th grade would be... 2000? Yeah, 1999, 2000. I think.

That doesn't help me much for say, buying stocks for Google and whatnot. Maybe android-pre-google. Ooh, I'd fucking DESIGN the motherfucking iPhone, patent it, and SUE those fuckers the isntant they release it! MWUAHAHA! I think I know the lyrics to songs that wouldn't have been released yet. I'd WRITE them! So yeah, every type of cheap trick to get ahead, I'd use. I mean... y'know, the powers-that-be put em back into a pimply, chubby gangly body. Fuck 'em.

Maybe that way I'd be able to stop my baldness before it arrives :(
 
What made you decide to become such an active forumite again? Or is it just extra time in your life these days?

(For which I should also add: welcome back. :))
 
Cause you ask them awesome, interesting questions and you as ME shit like THIS

You're given 5 minutes alone with Enrique Peña Nieto. What do you do?
Wow. Huh. I... I'd like to PUNCH the guy, but I feel that would be a waste of those 5 minutes. I'd have to smuggle in a voice recorder and try to steer the conversation into him admitting something awful that could get him impeached. That's what I would try to do, at least.
I am WOUNDED sir!

Wounded I say!

:eek:
 
Well you tell me: https://www.halforums.com/threads/moving-in-with-the-girlfriend.28768/[DOUBLEPOST=1357963455][/DOUBLEPOST]

Cause you ask them awesome, interesting questions and you as ME shit like THIS
Alright, obviously I missed that thread.

HERE WE GO.

Your girlfriend is killed horribly, leaving only a smidgen of dna left behind after the terrible incident. A scientist arrives at her funeral to tell you there's a chance they could create an absolutely near perfect clone of her that, through the magic of hypothetical questions, retains all of the memories she had before her untimely demise. The only caveat is that almost always there are imperfections such as slurred speech, psuedo palsy and other stroke like side effects. She retains her memories and her mind is intact remember. Do you leave her to rest, or do you allow the magic of super science to bring her back, albeit in an imperfect clone way?
 
Alright, obviously I missed that thread.

HERE WE GO.

Your girlfriend is killed horribly, leaving only a smidgen of dna left behind after the terrible incident. A scientist arrives at her funeral to tell you there's a chance they could create an absolutely near perfect clone of her that, through the magic of hypothetical questions, retains all of the memories she had before her untimely demise. The only caveat is that almost always there are imperfections such as slurred speech, psuedo palsy and other stroke like side effects. She retains her memories and her mind is intact remember. Do you leave her to rest, or do you allow the magic of super science to bring her back, albeit in an imperfect clone way?
wow... damn. Umm... To be honest, I don't think she would like to live like that, so if I brought her back it would be for entirely selfish reasons. So I'd have to do what's hardest and let her go :([DOUBLEPOST=1357964041][/DOUBLEPOST]
30 seconds to talk to each Beatles, then another 30 seconds to talk to them as a group, OR 5 minutes to talk to God (nothing Beatles-related though.)
What god, though? That's crucial.
 
(also, I just realized my Mjolnir pendant needs some cleaning from that big ass pic)[DOUBLEPOST=1357964120][/DOUBLEPOST]
Whichever you wish
So, The Beatles? I GET 35 MINUTES WITH THEM? :D[DOUBLEPOST=1357964212][/DOUBLEPOST]
What made you decide to become such an active forumite again? Or is it just extra time in your life these days?

(For which I should also add: welcome back. :))
I dunno, it wasn't really "planned", I was at a Starbucks the other day, saw a really hot chick and well OBVIOUSLY I thought of you guys, so I popped in like the very next day and well here I am. I do have lots of free time these days, though, cause I make a living doing translations from home. That'll change in a few weeks when I move to Mexico City. But not much, I don't think.
 
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