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I *really* need to clean my carpets, and it's only 7:30 but it FEELS really late because of how early it gets dark. Is it too late to vacuum?

probably not, right?

I'm sure it's fine. I'm just wasting time here, probably.

How are you?
 
Think of the last movie you saw. Which actor would you serenade if you were given five minutes outside their house when they were home, and what would you sing?
 

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You can pick one of the characters you've drawn to come to life. Who would it be and why?
Oh, god. I wouldn't wish any of my characters on the world. Having said that...Tate Cain from the Pixel-verse. He was a pretty serious newsman. He would actually have a chance to adapt to the real world. Gul'Jagen from my first comic, Cute Ninja Girls, would be the next choice, but I'd limit his immortal culture-shocked shenanigans to Florida, where he could blend in.

I *really* need to clean my carpets, and it's only 7:30 but it FEELS really late because of how early it gets dark. Is it too late to vacuum?

probably not, right?

I'm sure it's fine. I'm just wasting time here, probably.

How are you?
Would you mow your lawn at 7:30? If yes, then go for it. If not, then leave the noisy machinery alone for the evening.
 

Zappit

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Think of the last movie you saw. Which actor would you serenade if you were given five minutes outside their house when they were home, and what would you sing?
Hmm. I just watched the new Spider-Man today. I guess I'd sing the Asshole Song to Dennis Leary. My singing voice is not far off from euthanasia, and really, it's not a song meant to be sung well.[DOUBLEPOST=1357954956][/DOUBLEPOST]
I sometimes think your drawing style is a bizarro-style to my own (or vise versa). Do you think I am you from another dimension?
Well, fuck. You figured it out. My plan to replace you and permanently escape my apocalyptic dimension will have to be shelved.

If you'll excuse me, I need to go fend off some teenage mutant vampire turtles, and then maybe do some drawing.
 

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Can I be the executor of your will?
I don't know if you want to. The executor will carry a document granting ownership of my entire estate, but will be hunted for sport by my heirs, likely facing a gruesome, urine-soaked end. You up for that?
 
Are these drawings roughly based off your own likeness? Do you find that you try to change your drawn-self when you change something in real life? (glasses, facial hair, etc.)
 

Zappit

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Are these drawings roughly based off your own likeness? Do you find that you try to change your drawn-self when you change something in real life? (glasses, facial hair, etc.)
Nope. I look nothing like my cartoon doppelgänger, (aside from a receding hairline) and none of my other characters look like me.
 

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Is there someone you know in real life whom you think would make a good book/movie protagonist?
Jeezus, yes. My whole family would make fantastic protagonists - think Johnathan Franzen (minus the sex) if it were written by George Carlin. I really do need to write that book.
 
four survivors on an island. two men and two women. you can only bring three books and two other items.

who do you kill first?
 
Is superman vs goku really the ultimate nerd debate, if so was it truly resolved? If not, what is the ultimate nerd debate?
 
Yes.



I've been dealing with people like you my whole life.



In college, yes. I used to enjoy a good quesadilla in my art classes, eaten with a knife and fork to keep my art makers clean and the paper pristine.

I...kinda don't know how to take that?

We cool, bro?
 

Zappit

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Is superman vs goku really the ultimate nerd debate, if so was it truly resolved? If not, what is the ultimate nerd debate?
The ultimate nerd debate is, and always will be, Kirk or Picard: Best Captain? There are no winners there. Everyone is a loser.

I...kinda don't know how to take that?

We cool, bro?
We good, bud.

If you fancy someone, what's the first thing you hope they notice about you?
That I'm alive...
 

Zappit

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Who is the wisest person you have ever known?
I guess that would be my 12th grade AP English teacher. Before that point, I was dickering with comics, and he saw them and wanted to put them in the school paper; I wound up winning an award for them.

He just...seemed to be able to get people - pretty much everyone around him. It might have been more of a social intuition, but he got me thinking about literature in a new and different way, and made a huge impact on me on how I turned out as an adult.
 
I guess that would be my 12th grade AP English teacher. Before that point, I was dickering with comics, and he saw them and wanted to put them in the school paper; I wound up winning an award for them.

He just...seemed to be able to get people - pretty much everyone around him. It might have been more of a social intuition, but he got me thinking about literature in a new and different way, and made a huge impact on me on how I turned out as an adult.
My art teacher in my junior/senior year told me I was wasting time drawing cartoons, and would always tell me to stop doing them. I hated that bitch. Looking back I think of all the people like me she may have been snuffing out their desires to more suit what she preferred. I'm glad she didn't break my spirit though. I wish I had someone that backed me up on my hobbies/interests when I was in high school like you did. That's an awesome English teacher you had there.
 
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