Two Truths and a Lie

Zappit said:

Tough one. I'm putting my perfect record on the line here.

2. I don't know you well enough to tell if you have Aspergers, but there are so many different levels to it that I wouldn't be surprised. The kiss sounds like one of those strange, awkward incidents in one's youth, possibly involving alcohol.

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You are correct, sir! Number two is the lie!

1. This happened at a drama party in high school. The girl was a senior who had done some modeling for teen magazines. I was a new member of the drama clique and all new folks had to go through an initiation of some sort. Rather than the normally humiliating rites given, mine was a lengthy french kiss with this girl. I had never felt anything so...engaging before. It was the next week I found out she was a lesbian, so that infatuation was quickly crushed.

3. I do have Asperger Syndrome. Truth be told, I wouldn't say that it has been a major handicap for me. It's just been a little difficult sometimes in connecting with people, which can be annoying in the world of dating. However, this is something I have been working on improving.

I don't care that I'm wrong as long as there's a fellow Aspy brotha on the forum! APSYS UNITE!

I'm gonna guess #3. Because that would be way too crazy. And Cole and Brent would be bugging you CONSTANTLY.

jwhouk, I've seen your name just in passing, like, 5 different forums or webcomic comments sections. Stop following me!

...or am I following you?

Yes.

Zappit said:

1. I won a journalism award in high school for my cartoons.
2. I won an award for an anti-smoking poster in elementary school and got to shake the governor's hand.
3. One of the few good paintings I did in college contains (by accident) a fair amount of my blood.

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#3 seems way too plausible. #1 and #2 both seem perfectly possible, based on your comics. I'm going to guess the anti-smoking is true.

Zappit said:

4 for 4. Hell yeah!

Since nobody took a swing at my first set of three, here's a new set.

1. I worked with a partner on my first webcomic, and he took pictures of road signs - even had a website for those photos.
2. I have three unpainted Warhammer 40K armies because I truly can't decide what army I want to commit to.
3. I park next to an exact replica of the General Lee most days when I arrive at work.

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I'm guessing #3 is a lie. Just because.


1. I've seen literally hundreds of girls aged 17-21 naked, up close, in real life, and hugged/kissed a large part of those.
2. I've petted (real, living) cheetahs, lions, tigers, pumas, and lynxes. I'm hoping to complete the list of all major felines.
3. I've gotten a job offer through HalForums, but didn't follow up because I was too lethargic/apathetic at the time and by the time I was less depressed, well, too much time had passsed to risk it.

Bubble181 said:

1. I've seen literally hundreds of girls aged 17-21 naked, up close, in real life, and hugged/kissed a large part of those.
2. I've petted (real, living) cheetahs, lions, tigers, pumas, and lynxes. I'm hoping to complete the list of all major felines.
3. I've gotten a job offer through HalForums, but didn't follow up because I was too lethargic/apathetic at the time and by the time I was less depressed, well, too much time had passsed to risk it.

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You're European, so #1 is automatically true.

I'm gonna go with 2 being false. It's too awesome to be true.

bhamv3 said:

You're European, so #1 is automatically true.

I'm gonna go with 2 being false. It's too awesome to be true.

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#2 is indeed false. I've petted a lion, cheetah, tiger, puma and leopard. No lynx yet.
#1 isn't that common even in Europe, you know. Co-ed fraternities and naked initiation rites help, though, and being very active in that community. Yes, we've been convincing coeds to strip naked and dance for us on stage, and that they're lucky they're allowed to do it. We rock.
#3 is also true. Anyone know of Mathk still comes here?

Zappit said:

Sorry, Bubble, you're wrong on both counts. I've never bled on any of my paintings, and I only have two 40K armies.

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Well, I'm going for a 100% record here. Except, since you had a lead in getting everything 100% correct, I decided not to compete and go another way.

1. I've been to multiple games for every sport in the Big 4 (NFL, NHL, NBA, MLB)
2. I've travelled to 10+ countries.
3. I can play the violin.

blotsfan said:

1. I've been to multiple games for every sport in the Big 4 (NFL, NHL, NBA, MLB)
2. I've travelled to 10+ countries.
3. I can play the violin.

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I'm guessing 1 and 2 are true. 3 is false. You sir, do not play the violin.

Nope. Violin lessons for 14 years. I've only been to one NBA game.

Damn. Nice. Move to Minnesota and play violin in my band.

Espy Nah, he's just fiddling with it.

#1: Because of an incident when I was still a probationary officer, I will forever be known as "Ricky Bobby."
#2: I was once propositioned for sex whilst in the process of giving a citation.
#3: I have been involved in Scouting since age 7, in 4 different countries.

Officer_Charon said:

#2: I was once propositioned for sex whilst in the process of giving a citation.

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If this is a lie, cite me and we'll make it true.

Officer_Charon said:

Espy Nah, he's just fiddling with it.

#1: Because of an incident when I was still a probationary officer, I will forever be known as "Ricky Bobby."
#2: I was once propositioned for sex whilst in the process of giving a citation.
#3: I have been involved in Scouting since age 7, in 4 different countries.

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I want to say it's number 3. I know you were in the military and could have easily been involved in Scouting in other countries, but I think 3 other countries is too high a number.

My second one was kind-of obvious so here's another one.

1. A gay man once asked me to get fucked up with him one time when I was in Greenwich village.

2. I've every episode of Star Trek the original series.

3. I passed my High School English class with a paper on the Reptiloid conspiracy.

fade said:

1. The pie
2. The cake
3. The fruit roll-up

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The fruit roll-up is a lie.

David said:

The fruit roll-up is a lie.

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Indeed. It should really be called a "High-fructose corn syrup with artificial fruit flavoring roll-up."

Allen who is Quiet said:

If this is a lie, cite me and we'll make it true.

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Circle Takes the Square!

#1: I was involved in a serious accident when I had been on for just under a year, whilst running lights and siren to an accident with injuries. If I hadn't struck a bus stop, I would have impacted into a restaurant, roof-first. People who saw me climbing out of my window were amazed I was alive. Honestly, everything went juuust right to ensure that I made it out with only a strained back.

The best part, apart from being alive was the 6 people who came up and said "we saw the car pull out in front of you! It took off that way!" "Yes, y'all just wait right here, talk to the man with three stripes who will be showing up shortly..."

#2: I've had women surreptitiously tug down shirts or lift skirts, trying to make the angle of viewing better, but I've not yet had one come straight out and proposition me. One started saying "Is there ANYthing-" and I cut her off before she could get another word out. No thank you, I LIKE having a job.

#3: I became a Cub Scout in England when I was 7, becoming a Scout at 11. When I moved to the States, I was a Scout in California for a time, and when I moved to France, I joined les Scouts Unitaires de France, eventually achieving their equivalent of Eagle Scout, before becoming a Routier (Pathfinder) and doing a lot more "high-adventure" type stuff - long hikes, rock climbing, lots of camping... ahhh! I also participated in the Millennial Jubilee in Rome with this troop, for World Youth Day, working as a translator.
When I moved to Sicily, there was a troop on NAS Sigonella who was in need of an Assistant Scoutmaster. We had a brother troop of Sicilian Scouts, as well, and we did a lot of coordinated events with them.

Since coming to Savannah, I've tried to get back into it, but my schedule really doesn't permit it, unfortunately. Damn you, real life!

Officer_Charon

1. An ex-girlfriends jail-bait sister tried to convince us to have a threesome with her once.
2. My current job involves, primarily, long metal tubes, chains, and plastic spheres.
3. Despite having education in IT, I am quite an accomplished trombone player.

Cajungal said:

Number 2?

1. I once messed with a customer's food when I worked at a pizza place.

2. I once tried to make friends with an Evangelical Christian by giving him some Mardi Gras beads.

3. The summer I turned 13, there was a rumor circulating that I was a lesbian.

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Number 1

Cajungal said:

Well done! I *watched* my manager mess with a guy's food. He called her a bitch or something over the phone, and so she mixed a bunch of anchovy oil in his pizza sauce and minced them up and put some under the cheese. She did some other stuff to it too, but I forget what. I never did anything myself, nor did I really want to.

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I've worked away Chuck e cheese before and I never saw anyone ever need with food that's how I knew

Yoshimickster said:

My second one was kind-of obvious so here's another one.

1. A gay man once asked me to get fucked up with him one time when I was in Greenwich village.

2. I've every episode of Star Trek the original series.

3. I passed my High School English class with a paper on the Reptiloid conspiracy.

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Number 2 is the lie.

I'll play along...

1. My first date and first kiss were on the same day with two different girls.
2. I was once dumped during my own wedding proposal.
3. My first sexual experience was in an uncomfortable place (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).

Cajungal said:

Number 2?

1. I once messed with a customer's food when I worked at a pizza place.

2. I once tried to make friends with an Evangelical Christian by giving him some Mardi Gras beads.

3. The summer I turned 13, there was a rumor circulating that I was a lesbian.

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I'm not sure which one is the lie, but I predict #2 failed miserably after you then told your new friend, "Ok, now you have to show me the goods..."

Piotyr said:

Number 2 is the lie.

I'll play along...

1. My first date and first kiss were on the same day with two different girls.
2. I was once dumped during my own wedding proposal.
3. My first sexual experience was in an uncomfortable place (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).

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DING DING DING! Both literally based on the text, and by what I've met! I really need to finish watching that show.

I'm gonna guess number one.

Cajungal said:

Number 2?

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Nope, that one is true.