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  • If you are alarmed by your phone battery going under 75%, but don't buy gas until the needle touches the "E", you're my kind of people.
    If you always have to look in the tissue after you blow your nose, every time, you're my kind of people.
    If your RL woman gets jealous of you when video game NPC women flirt with you, or are even just nice to you, you're my kind of people.
    If even the path of least resistance sometimes sounds more trouble than it's worth, you're my kind of people.
    If you consider "Why Boss Hogg stopped employing a chauffeur" to be one of life's great unsolvable mysteries, you're my kind of people.
    If you're worried that you have no idea what to do, and terrified that everyone else has even less of an idea, you're my kind of people.
    If you think it's hilarious how WASPs think there's an intrinsic difference between "cheese" and "queso," you're my kind of people.
    If you don't even think it noteworthy that you live between a trailer park and a women's prison, you're my kind of people.
    If you feel more strongly about the need for the Oxford comma than you do any sports team, you're my kind of people.
    If the music from Beep Block Skyway gives you a stiffy, you're my kind of people.
    "The hardest things to say in life are the first hello, and the last goodbye." -Moira Rogers
    "That which can be destroyed by the truth, should be." - P.C. Hodgell
    Huh. New Profile posts tab on the new posts button. Interesting.
    "Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." - Denis Diderot
    “Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night."
    LTOD: The present struggle seems less about abolishing big government than about who gets to use it. – William Greider
    LTOD: A [tax loophole is] something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform. – Russell B. Long
    LTOD: After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident, it makes you wonder about the REST of history. – Bits & Pieces
    LTOD: When well-packaged lies have been sold gradually over generations, the truth will seem utter lunacy. – Dresden James
    LTOD: If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face – forever. – George Orwell
    LTOD: When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. – George Pataki
    LTOD: The only thing that saves us from bureaucracy is its inefficiency. – Eugene McCarthy
    Gun control? It's the best thing you can do for crooks and gangsters. If I'm a bad guy, I'm always gonna have a gun.-Sammy"The Bull"Gravano
    LTOD: A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody. – Thomas Paine
    The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits. – T. Jefferson
    The politician attempts to remedy the evil by increasing the very thing that caused the evil in the first place: legal plunder. – F Bastiat
    LTOD: I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people, except for a few public officials. – George Mason
    LTOD: That government is best which governs least. – Henry David Thoreau
    LTOD: Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. – Will Rogers
    LTOD: If men are good, you don't need government; if men are evil or ambivalent, you don't dare have one. – Robert LeFevre
    LTOD: The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed. – Alexander Hamilton
    The government breaks your legs and hands you a crutch, says "See? if not for the government, you wouldn't be able to walk". – Harry Browne
    LTOD: They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? – Paul Harvey
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