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    I've had 4 hours of sleep, so AMA.

    Oh, I can answer this! A squeexplode goes all over the walls and ceiling and we have to use the squeegee to clean up. A squeesplort is where she melts and it gets into the carpet and we need the sponge mop and carpet cleaner. We like squeesplorts because we can pretend the cleaner is a zambonie...
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    What the dook! I'm not cleaning up this mess! @GasBandit, you're not my real daddy!
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    Yep, but I'm not cleaning up the mess.
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    Yep, just in time.
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    Yep, clocked out 5 minutes ago and going to get a bowl of soupies. Thanks for the warning.
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    I'll let you borrow my squeegee.
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    Oh, for the love of! Screw this. It's too early in the morning for cleaning. I'm going back to bed.
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    The first-line warning system is working perfectly, O My Queen.
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    Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

    Bone broth is delicious and makes the floor perfect for sliding.
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    What's going on in here? Jibbers Crabst, I just cleaned this carpet yesterday! @GasBandit, you're dead!
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    It's all over the walls!
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    Needs mustard.
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    Excuse me?
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    Oh, for the love of....
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    The Super Dooper Canadian Thread (now with 47% more Canadian Bacon)

    You woke us up for this? And no tasty chicken snacks? Dook this, I'm going back to.... We can put up shiny weasel statues in their places? When do we start?!
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