Recent content by Doomweasel minion

That guy's a light weight. That whole top shelf should be empty by now.

You're harvesting KIDS?! I like this one.

Human souls are too gristly. We prefer tasty chicken snacks. And cash.

No.

You best not be. We're watching you!

:notes:I'm makin' a list, checkin' it twice. Gonna find out who gets headless mice. Doomweasels are comin' to town!:notes:

We have no clue what you're talking about! Those aren't doomweasel paw prints! The cats are framing us!

Oh, I can answer this! A squeexplode goes all over the walls and ceiling and we have to use the squeegee to clean up. A squeesplort is where she melts and it gets into the carpet and we need the sponge mop and carpet cleaner. We like squeesplorts because we can pretend the cleaner is a zambonie...

What the dook! I'm not cleaning up this mess! @GasBandit, you're not my real daddy!

Yep, but I'm not cleaning up the mess.

Yep, just in time.

Yep, clocked out 5 minutes ago and going to get a bowl of soupies. Thanks for the warning.

I'll let you borrow my squeegee.

Oh, for the love of! Screw this. It's too early in the morning for cleaning. I'm going back to bed.

The first-line warning system is working perfectly, O My Queen.