I keep seeing those "1 rule to a flat belly" ads....

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GeneralOrder24

...You know the ones, with the little cartoon blonde chick laying down, that shrinks in size after a few seconds. I keep seeing them and thinking, "man she looks way cuter with the chubby thighs."
 
Well... it's true. Wife's terrified that I'll get disgusted when she puts on weight - frankly, I won't care, either way. Personality is everything.
 

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I carry LOTS of personality in my thighs and butt. I'm ok with that. Makes for a more fun pre-shower mirror dance.
 
I like the ones where there's this chubby dude with tattoos and next to him is "the same guy" only ripped like the bastard child of Goku and Bane and it just all looks so ridiculous especially considering that this was supposed to happen in just 4 weeks.

My favorite one though, was one with this cartoon chick with CRAZY fucking eyes. Like she was starring at you with this weird grin like she just drank 10 redbulls in a row. Creeps me out.
 
Guess I'm the only one who finds fit, firm, flat tummies sexy? :devil:

Though a girl who's too skinny (ribs showing when she stretches) gets a "Eat a Sammich Bish!" from me.
 
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I like the ones where there's this chubby dude with tattoos and next to him is "the same guy" only ripped like the bastard child of Goku and Bane and it just all looks so ridiculous especially considering that this was supposed to happen in just 4 weeks.

My favorite one though, was one with this cartoon chick with CRAZY fucking eyes. Like she was starring at you with this weird grin like she just drank 10 redbulls in a row. Creeps me out.
Looks like we've found the one rule to a flat stomach. Of course, there's probably a serious risk of death involved there. Maybe that's why you lose the weight?
 
women have this extra organ..you know, the uterus. It adds a little pooch to their tummies. There's a whole freaking extra organ in there ;)
Women who have totally flat stomachs have something wrong with them.
 
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Guess I'm the only one who finds fit, firm, flat tummies sexy? :devil:
I go both ways. I like women with some extra padding, but I also like ones in shape too. I guess it depends on the woman for the most part.

Alot of these ads, though, seem to have the women more attractive in the before picture.
 
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Guess I'm the only one who finds fit, firm, flat tummies sexy? :devil:

Though a girl who's too skinny (ribs showing when she stretches) gets a "Eat a Sammich Bish!" from me.

I find fit and firm sexy; not poochy and chubby. Sorry. Don't worry Shegs, it's good to have standards and not fuck everything that simply has a vagina like most here. ;)

And Tin, that organ rests right in the middle above the pelvic bones; there is absolutely no reason there is a pooch other than adipose cells being enlarged due to lots o' fat storage. The only reason a uterus should cause the front to swell is when there's a baby on board, otherwise it's about the size of a small orange.
 
women have this extra organ..you know, the uterus. It adds a little pooch to their tummies. There's a whole freaking extra organ in there ;)
Women who have totally flat stomachs have something wrong with them.
You'd be the last one I'd have figured to have that criticism.

Chaz: :uhhuh:-:thumbsup:
 
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Chazwozel

Guess I'm the only one who finds fit, firm, flat tummies sexy? :devil:
I go both ways. I like women with some extra padding, but I also like ones in shape too. I guess it depends on the woman for the most part.

Alot of these ads, though, seem to have the women more attractive in the before picture.[/QUOTE]

Pretty much anything that will touch your penis, right?
 
The only thing I think when seeing that banner ad is "This product must really suck to have the creator's 5 year old niece draw the picture for them."
 
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Chazwozel

women have this extra organ..you know, the uterus. It adds a little pooch to their tummies. There's a whole freaking extra organ in there ;)
Women who have totally flat stomachs have something wrong with them.
You'd be the last one I'd have figured to have that criticism.

Chaz: :uhhuh:-:thumbsup:[/QUOTE]

Oh I could go on about how overweight women are more likely to have pregnancy complications over very fit women too... You're all mammals. It's ALWAYS better to be fit and firm. Always.
 
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Guess I'm the only one who finds fit, firm, flat tummies sexy? :devil:
I go both ways. I like women with some extra padding, but I also like ones in shape too. I guess it depends on the woman for the most part.

Alot of these ads, though, seem to have the women more attractive in the before picture.[/QUOTE]

Pretty much anything that will touch your penis, right?[/QUOTE]

Haha, not quite, I simply have an affinity for cuddly women.
 
Guess I'm the only one who finds fit, firm, flat tummies sexy? :devil:
I go both ways. I like women with some extra padding, but I also like ones in shape too. I guess it depends on the woman for the most part.

Alot of these ads, though, seem to have the women more attractive in the before picture.[/QUOTE]

Pretty much anything that will touch your penis, right?[/QUOTE]

Haha, not quite, I simply have an affinity for cuddly women.[/QUOTE]

Chaz has an affinity for women shaped like young boys.

He and Icarus hang out. They're like bros.
 
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Chazwozel

Guess I'm the only one who finds fit, firm, flat tummies sexy? :devil:
I go both ways. I like women with some extra padding, but I also like ones in shape too. I guess it depends on the woman for the most part.

Alot of these ads, though, seem to have the women more attractive in the before picture.[/QUOTE]

Pretty much anything that will touch your penis, right?[/QUOTE]

Haha, not quite, I simply have an affinity for cuddly women.[/QUOTE]

Chaz has an affinity for women shaped like young boys.

He and Icarus hang out. They're like bros.[/QUOTE]


No I have an affinity for women shaped like women, not walruses.

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Guess I'm the only one who finds fit, firm, flat tummies sexy? :devil:
I go both ways. I like women with some extra padding, but I also like ones in shape too. I guess it depends on the woman for the most part.

Alot of these ads, though, seem to have the women more attractive in the before picture.[/QUOTE]

Pretty much anything that will touch your penis, right?[/QUOTE]

Haha, not quite, I simply have an affinity for cuddly women.[/QUOTE]

Chaz has an affinity for women shaped like young boys.

He and Icarus hang out. They're like bros.[/QUOTE]


No I have an affinity for women shaped like women, not walruses.[/QUOTE]

There's a big difference between a woman who has some meat on her bones and a woman shaped like a walrus.
 
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