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  1. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    If animals didn't want to be eaten, why are they made out of food.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      Because making out of the food food eats would also make them much, much slower.
      Nov 14, 2017 at 7:38 PM
  2. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    It annoys me that the lowest magnitude numbered street in my town is 15th street. Doesn't that really make 15th street... 1st street?
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      No, it means they could only come up with 14 clever street names.
      Nov 3, 2017
  3. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Whose IQ is higher, a Hanzo Main, or a Rick and Morty fan?
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      Statistically? I'm guessing the R&M fan. Just remember that IQ is only a measure of INT, not WIS.
      Oct 31, 2017
  4. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Being a solid 3.5 with a thing for 10s is rough.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      Just find one 10 and then go into it almost 3 whole times.
      Oct 26, 2017
  5. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Karma means I can do bad things to people all day long and rest easy in the knowledge they deserve it.
  6. Null
    Null
    Dysthymia, datthymia, what difference does it make?
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      About 3 points in Scrabble.
      Oct 11, 2017
      Null likes this.
  7. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Being an adult is easy. You just feel tired all the time and tell people about how tired you are and they tell you THEY are tired as well.
    1. blotsfan
      blotsfan
      Then take a nap.

      THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
      Oct 4, 2017
      PatrThom likes this.
    2. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      Then you tell them about how you stayed up until 3:30a the previous night dicking around on the Internet.
      Oct 5, 2017
  8. Bones
    Bones
    A slumbering god atop his dragons hoard.
  9. WasabiPoptart
    WasabiPoptart
    I married a muffalo.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      But did you carry a watermelon?
      Aug 14, 2017
  10. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Every mother teaches their son to mansplain from day one by pretending not to know. And then they grow up and get griped at for it.
    1. Zero Esc
      Zero Esc
      ???
      Aug 5, 2017
      PatrThom likes this.
  11. Squidleybits
    Squidleybits
    I caught a Dragonite!!
  12. CynicalKat
    CynicalKat
    Perusing the crevices for stuffs :3c
  13. Null
    Null
    A man's got to know his limits.
  14. Gruebeard
    Gruebeard
    We really ought to retitle this section "GasPundit's Profile Puntime"
    1. PatrThom likes this.
  15. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Why does Norway paint barcodes on their warships? So when they all return to port, they can SCANDINAVIAN
    1. Bubble181 likes this.
    2. Emrys
      Emrys
      No. Just... no.
      Aug 1, 2017
  16. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    "Dependence begets subservience and venality, suffocates the germ of virtue, and prepares fit tools for the designs of ambition." Jefferson
  17. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    You ever notice how unburned CD-Rs smell like celery?
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      No.
      Jul 14, 2017
  18. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    We went a walking in the dark, goosing statues in the park, and honey, if Sherman's Horse can take it, so can you.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      ...and reminisciiiiiiiiiing
      Jul 12, 2017
  19. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    I bet the first guy to hear a parrot talk freaked right the hell out and was afraid to tell anybody.
  20. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Horror movies with jump scares are like stand up comedians who tickle people instead of telling jokes. "You laughed! Technically I'm funny!"
  21. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday.
  22. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Picking your nose doesn't make you a bad person, it's what you do next that determines your character.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      What kind of person are you if you put it back?
      Jun 23, 2017
  23. Jay
    Jay LittleKagsin
    That cap is Savage AF. Looking good!
    1. LittleKagsin likes this.
    2. LittleKagsin
      LittleKagsin
      Heh, thanks! I'm super in love with it. >_< <3
      Jun 14, 2017
  24. DarkAudit
  25. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    There's no longer such things as unacceptable behavior, just unacceptable victims.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      What we need now are standards on what constitutes unacceptable victim behavior.
      Jun 12, 2017
  26. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Most adult friendships are just figuring out whose turn it is to cancel plans.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      Sometimes it's more about whose turn it is to forget to plan any plans in the first place.
      Jun 12, 2017
  27. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Where do I register to become a sex offender?
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      PLEASE tell me there is a Yahoo! Answers thread for this.
      Jun 7, 2017
      Denbrought likes this.
  28. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Pollen count's so high, the meth heads are trying to convert it back into sudafed.
  29. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    I was Bart's age when the Simpsons launched (not counting Tracy Ullman). They're still on the air, and I'm now Homer's age, and I envy him.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      Don't. The weirdest stuff always seems to happen to that guy. And his family. And his town. Also I was in college by the time even the Tracy Ullman ones came out.
      May 31, 2017
  30. Officer_Charon
    Officer_Charon
    Light! Bless my allies so that they might stop FOOLING AROUND!
  31. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over, somehow.
  32. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Remember, kids, you can't spell "advertisements" without semen between the tits.
    1. Bubble181 likes this.
  33. DarkAudit
    DarkAudit
    Doesn't know why he still bothers.
  34. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    My career as a karate instructor was tragically curtailed when parents found out I was wholly unqualified & just enjoyed kicking children.
  35. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Postmodernism - is it nihilism for narcissists, or narcissism for nihilists?