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  1. WasabiPoptart
    WasabiPoptart
    I married a muffalo.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      But did you carry a watermelon?
      Aug 14, 2017 at 2:00 PM
  2. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Every mother teaches their son to mansplain from day one by pretending not to know. And then they grow up and get griped at for it.
    1. Zero Esc
      Zero Esc
      ???
      Aug 5, 2017
      PatrThom likes this.
  3. Squidleybits
    Squidleybits
    I caught a Dragonite!!
  4. CynicalKat
    CynicalKat
    Perusing the crevices for stuffs :3c
  5. Null
    Null
    A man's got to know his limits.
  6. Gruebeard
    Gruebeard
    We really ought to retitle this section "GasPundit's Profile Puntime"
    1. PatrThom likes this.
  7. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Why does Norway paint barcodes on their warships? So when they all return to port, they can SCANDINAVIAN
    1. Bubble181 likes this.
    2. Emrys
      Emrys
      No. Just... no.
      Aug 1, 2017
  8. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    "Dependence begets subservience and venality, suffocates the germ of virtue, and prepares fit tools for the designs of ambition." Jefferson
  9. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    You ever notice how unburned CD-Rs smell like celery?
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      No.
      Jul 14, 2017
  10. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    We went a walking in the dark, goosing statues in the park, and honey, if Sherman's Horse can take it, so can you.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      ...and reminisciiiiiiiiiing
      Jul 12, 2017
  11. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    I bet the first guy to hear a parrot talk freaked right the hell out and was afraid to tell anybody.
  12. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Horror movies with jump scares are like stand up comedians who tickle people instead of telling jokes. "You laughed! Technically I'm funny!"
  13. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday.
  14. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Picking your nose doesn't make you a bad person, it's what you do next that determines your character.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      What kind of person are you if you put it back?
      Jun 23, 2017
  15. Jay
    Jay LittleKagsin
    That cap is Savage AF. Looking good!
    1. LittleKagsin likes this.
    2. LittleKagsin
      LittleKagsin
      Heh, thanks! I'm super in love with it. >_< <3
      Jun 14, 2017
  16. DarkAudit
  17. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    There's no longer such things as unacceptable behavior, just unacceptable victims.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      What we need now are standards on what constitutes unacceptable victim behavior.
      Jun 12, 2017
  18. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Most adult friendships are just figuring out whose turn it is to cancel plans.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      Sometimes it's more about whose turn it is to forget to plan any plans in the first place.
      Jun 12, 2017
  19. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Where do I register to become a sex offender?
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      PLEASE tell me there is a Yahoo! Answers thread for this.
      Jun 7, 2017
      Denbrought likes this.
  20. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Pollen count's so high, the meth heads are trying to convert it back into sudafed.
  21. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    I was Bart's age when the Simpsons launched (not counting Tracy Ullman). They're still on the air, and I'm now Homer's age, and I envy him.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      Don't. The weirdest stuff always seems to happen to that guy. And his family. And his town. Also I was in college by the time even the Tracy Ullman ones came out.
      May 31, 2017
  22. Officer_Charon
    Officer_Charon
    Light! Bless my allies so that they might stop FOOLING AROUND!
  23. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over, somehow.
  24. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Remember, kids, you can't spell "advertisements" without semen between the tits.
    1. Bubble181 likes this.
  25. DarkAudit
    DarkAudit
    Doesn't know why he still bothers.
  26. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    My career as a karate instructor was tragically curtailed when parents found out I was wholly unqualified & just enjoyed kicking children.
  27. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Postmodernism - is it nihilism for narcissists, or narcissism for nihilists?
  28. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Look out! The anorgasmic are comi- wait, no, false alarm. They're not.
    1. Bubble181 likes this.
  29. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Knowing what a CHA modifier is, is apparently a negative CHA modifier.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      This explains why high CHA folks tend to have low INT.
      Mar 19, 2017
  30. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Why do people get excited for Pi day (3/14)? It's completely irrational.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      I prefer Tau day. It's twice as good.
      Mar 15, 2017
  31. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    I have two settings: "Sleep is for the weak" and "Sleeping for a week."
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      Is there a setting for "Sleep-eat your physique?"
      Feb 27, 2017
  32. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    If your GF/Wife has a friend you find annoying, simply mention offhandedly at random that the friend is pretty. Problem will solve itself.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      That could backfire, y'know. Best be prepared for either outcome.
      Feb 24, 2017
  33. Pudding
    Pudding
    Bork the Viking
  34. snihsen
    snihsen
    The last time I was on this forum, I was 15 years old. Holy crap.
    1. PatrThom
      PatrThom
      You're only as old as your dad makes you feel sometimes.
      Feb 12, 2017
  35. GasBandit
    GasBandit
    Fee Fee Fi Fi Fo Fo Fum, I smell smoke in the au-di-to-ri-um