My Dinner With Gusto (AMA)

[Gusto]

I feel I've always been pretty honest and forthcoming on these forums, but this is your opportunity to get to know me even better.

GO FOR IT.

[Cajungal]

Hahaaa I knew you'd come around!

Favorite memory?

A meal you never get tired of?

Ideal job?

Ideal vacation spot?

[Gusto]

Hahaaa I knew you'd come around!

I didn't want to originally since I've always been pretty honest and open. Everyone is BITING MY STYLE.

Favorite memory?

My 18th birthday. My graduation prom was the day before my birthday, so at midnight, my friends hoisted me up on their shoulders and paraded me around the dancefloor while the DJ announced my birthday and my entire graduating class cheered for me.

A meal you never get tired of?

My mom's lasagna, made with tons of meat and tons of love.

Ideal job?

Webcartoonist, but all of my attempts to make that work so far have been in vain. I'll settle for still having time to oil paint and doodle when I'm all growed up.

Ideal vacation spot?

I want so bad to go back to Cuba, it was just lovely there. Of course there are also several people in the States I want to visit. I also have tentative plans to go to PAX next year.

[Hylian]

Have you received your permanent career implant chip yet?

[Allen, who is Quiet]

if you had to beat somebody up while using superpowers, what superpowers would you use?

favorite achewood quote?

[First Lady Puffinstuff]

Is Allen quiet enough for your tastes?

-Adam

[Krisken]

I know it's supposed to be Ask Me Anything, but for some reason all I see is Against Medical Advice.

[Andi]

How - if ever - do you trim your nipple curtains?

[Gusto]

Have you received your permanent career implant chip yet?

Nope.

if you had to beat somebody up while using superpowers, what superpowers would you use?

Super speed. ALWAYS. I would be the goddamn Flash.

favorite achewood quote?

Jesus, this is like Sophie's Choice, here...

They're all RBK lines, let me pick a few....

What's UP mother fucks
I got a permit to rhyme
it's filed with the city
you should see it sometime

I'm sorry little dude
I'm sorry that I straight up roasted your ding dong

Oh dogg on a hog we got much crispy Stellas out by the pool Ray
That golden action is so crunchy

[In reference to crispy Stellas] Make em tall and ice cold like yours truly

And one that I've been saving for an image macro flamewar:



Anyway, that's just Roast Beef, who is my favourite character, but there are a lot more where that came from.

Is Allen quiet enough for your tastes?

-Adam

Allen is still too quiet. If it were up to me we would talk all the time, just a like a couple knuckleheads from back in the day.

I know it's supposed to be Ask Me Anything, but for some reason all I see is Against Medical Advice.

...Yes.

How - if ever - do you trim your nipple curtains?

With a razor. But I've only done it once, before I went to Cuba and needed to clean up some unsightly chest hair.

[Allen, who is Quiet]

Shirley, can you be serious?

[Andi]

How - if ever - do you trim your nipple curtains?

With a razor. But I've only done it once, before I went to Cuba and needed to clean up some unsightly chest hair.

Are both of your nipples still intact and unscarred?

[Gusto]

Shirley, can you be serious?

I AM SERIOUS :[

And don't call me Shirley.

How - if ever - do you trim your nipple curtains?

With a razor. But I've only done it once, before I went to Cuba and needed to clean up some unsightly chest hair.

Are both of your nipples still intact and unscarred?

Yeah they're in rocking condition. You just gots to be careful.

[Fine, Fresh, Fierce]

Do you really, truly believe in your heart of hearts that the Airplane Surely gag works in text form?

[Gusto]

Do you really, truly believe in your heart of hearts that the Airplane Surely gag works in text form?

It can, but I find it's too overdone and saturated. My indy cred is shirley in jeopardy.

[Hylian]

Would you kill for money if you could get away with it?

[Gusto]

Would you kill for money if you could get away with it?

What? No. Jeez, it's like you've never met me.

[Fun Size]

Favorite deadly sin?

[Hylian]

If you could splice animal DNA into yourself in order to give your self special abilities (like night vision, enhanced strength, etc) would you?

[North_Ranger]

Would you like to eat your weight in coal everyday and sh*t diamonds?

[Gusto]

Favorite deadly sin?

Probably sloth in myself, but I hate it in others. Is hypocrisy a deadly sin? I like being laid back. This narrowly beats out gluttony.

If you could splice animal DNA into yourself in order to give your self special abilities (like night vision, enhanced strength, etc) would you?

Not really. I'm all man baby.

Would you like to eat your weight in coal everyday and sh*t diamonds?

Coal tastes disgusting, and I don't have the need for that much money. I'd maybe do this a couple of times, like once a month or so, but that's about it. I'd do it more often if it could stop diamond wars.

[Allen, who is Quiet]

Gusto, what did you do to disappoint me so much?

[Gusto]

Gusto, what did you do to disappoint me so much?

You tell me, brodogg.

[Cajungal]

If you had to choose an unorthodox greeting to give people (something not at all like "hello" or "what's up" or "greetings"), what would it be?

[Gusto]

If you had to choose an unorthodox greeting to give people (something not at all like "hello" or "what's up" or "greetings"), what would it be?

What it is.

[Cajungal]

Of course. ^_^

[Gusto]

Alternatively, "What's good in the hood?".

[Hylian]

What Star Trek captain is your favorite?

[Gusto]

What Star Trek captain is your favorite?

I've never watched Star Trek in earnest. All I've seen is the 2009 movie.

But I'm gonna say Picard for all the comedy, and for the voice.

[Allen, who is Quiet]

could you beat a self-described chucklehead in a chess match? how about a game of go?

[Gusto]

No. I have absolutely no ability to play strategy games, as I believe I once described on a podcast. As soon as I have to plan something more than like 2 moves ahead, I'm lost.

[Fun Size]

What's the scariest movie you've ever seen?

[Gusto]

What's the scariest movie you've ever seen?

I honestly haven't seen a lot of scary movies. Hmmm...

I'll answer honestly, I first saw Ghostbusters when I was like 4 years old and I remember having vivid nightmares for weeks.

[drawn_inward]

Mucho gusto or macho gusto?

Favorite way spend free time?

Steak and potatoes or chicken and rice?

[Gusto]

Mucho gusto or macho gusto?

Neither. With gusto.

Favorite way spend free time?

Fuckin' around on the computer playing vidja games or forumming, going out drinkin' with my homies, etc.

Steak and potatoes or chicken and rice?

Steak and potatoes. And rice. And maybe a little chicken.

[Shegokigo]

You are given a "free pass" to have a hitman kill your worst enemy. How would you like it done?