Morbid question

[Krisken]

So I am sitting here, minding my own business, when a morbid question popped into my head. It goes like this:
Dave, should your unfortunate demise happen in the near future, who have you suckered into taking over the forum?

I'll have more questions after this is answered. Believe me, lots more.

[Cajungal]

:cry: Dave's immortal, Krisken.

[Espy]

:cry: Dave's immortal, Krisken.

THIS.

[Krisken]

Hm, ok. Well, what if one of the other Highlanders comes and chops off his head? Then who takes over?

[Espy]

Now THAT is a valid question.

[Krisken]

I told ya I had follow ups!

[Wasabi Poptart]

As your Queen, I believe the job would technically fall into my hands. However, I do not have enough peons to run this place yet.

[makare]

He's leaving it to me because I am his favorite. He told me so.

[Dave]

Believe it or not but there's a thread about this exact thing in the Mod only area. Basically it has all of my passwords and logins for everything Halforums-related including the URLJet host information, the Google AdSense/Analytics stuff and everything else. The only thing that's NOT there is my PayPal/banking information.

If something were to happen to me (like the tests come back positive for cancer - I'm not kidding) all it would take was someone willing to step up and pay the $119 a month to keep it running and someone or somemany willing to step up and run this madhouse. My wife and kids all have strict instructions that if something were to happen and I couldn't log on that they are to post something to let you all know.

So it may be slightly morbid, but it's the kind of thing you have to think about ahead of time. It's called planning.

[Krisken]

See, I was thinking there would have to be a dozen caveats to add to the highlander will. Something like

If a forumite kills me, it goes to *Hated forumite here* As an insurance policy.

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Nice Dave! That is why you are our only Dave.

This planning thing does not compute. Could you explain it and describe it's benefits?

[Dave]

Could you explain it and describe it's benefits?

If it's lupus the government won't come in and take all your stuff.

[Krisken]

Well that's a relief!

So, when you wield your highlander sword (not a euphemism), do you suddenly hear Queen playing in the distance?

[Dave]

[Krisken]

hah, I knew it! For some reason I see you walking around with an old 1980's boombox using double D batteries and having a cassette tape ready to play that every time someone pulls out a sword.

"Dave, I am ready to fight you! En Gaurde!"
"Hold on, the tapes not cued up yet" Puts down the boombox, presses play...

[makare]

[Thread Necromancer]

Should the unfortunate ever happen to Dave I will use all my powers to bring him back to walk these forums forever, ensuring that we have a good start with a zombie populace and simultaneously denying him the gratification of leaving us and figuring out what comes after death.

[Fun Size]

Okay, so the forums will be taken care of, but who gets the man-bra collection? Are you willing to split up the set, or do they all go to one person?

[Krisken]

Just don't forget, Dave, you're not an alien. That was just stupid.

[Dave]

I'm from the planet Zeist and yet they called me the Highlander even before I came to Earth.

[Krisken]

They better feel intense shame for that. INTENSE.

[PCT]

Dave, wait, are you getting tested for cancer too?

[Dave]

Dave, wait, are you getting tested for cancer too?

Possible melanoma.

[PCT]

Dave, wait, are you getting tested for cancer too?

Possible melanoma.

me.updated.keep

[Dave]

me.updated.keep

Will do.

[Krisken]

Damn it Dave, when you're doing gigs outside, wear sunscreen! How many times do we have to tell ya?

[Dave]

SPF2000 - headed to the heart of the Sun, baby!

[Krisken]

SPF2000 - headed to the heart of the Sun, baby!

Don't forget your plastic bubble.

[Gusto]

Honestly I'm not sure which mods if any are in a financial position to take over the forum in case of the worst case scenario...

PERHAPS IN TANDEM

[Espy]

PERHAPS IN TANDEM

Like that time you took me to wine country and wanted me to ride that Tandem bike with you? That did not end well.

[Dave]

PERHAPS IN TANDEM

Like that time you took me to wine country and wanted me to ride that Tandem bike with you? That did not end well.

I KNEW I recognized you guys!

[Hylian]

Dave you are not allowed to die.

[PCT]

Well, I'm just hopeful Dave remains healthy, regardless of the impact on the forum. I imagine someone would take over or reform elsewhere. Maybe Skurtz could sponsor it.

[drawn_inward]

119/month??? Damn, dude. I knew you shelled out some of your own cabbage, but I didn't know it was that much.

Hope the tests come back with good news!

[Gusto]

PERHAPS IN TANDEM

Like that time you took me to wine country and wanted me to ride that Tandem bike with you? That did not end well.

ESPYYYY

We could rename it Millerforum!

[PCT]

Not "Hipsterville: Where Failed Artists Who Don't Paint As Much As They Should Live?"