Dear Dave:

[ThatGuy]

How do you get those young whippersnappers out of your yard?

[Dave]

Dear Crimson,

It depends on what it is they are doing. For the most part I don't care if they are running around, playing ball, whatever. But if I had an issue I'd ask them nicely. If that didn't work I'd tell them not so nicely. After that I go Gran Torino on their ass.

Or I release the hounds.

[Calleja]

by "hounds" he means "KRAKEN!!"

[General Specific]

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[GasBandit]

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